They’re probably thinking ‘through the heart’.
Idjits.
Also moral and ethical morans.

You’re assuming they have the Photoshop skills.

Real classy, Bastards.

Nice to see that they meet their own standards for civility. Asshats.

From the comments at DBS: “Lighten up The Atlantic is a supermarket checkout line tabloid that ‘reports’ alien abductions and three-headed cats.”

I…uh…er…what?

Once The Atlantic got rid of Miss Calculation, you’d figure that the Rightards would have removed it from their Favorites/Bookmarks instead of poking around like scavengers looking for any shred of meat, rotten or otherwise.

Let’s now fret about the idiots at Big Beeffart having “accidents.”

I think there were multiple photoshoppers involved, not just one.

Also, too, the CIA.

GoodMrsPuma was a bit upset last week when her mother proclaimed Obama “evil” and wished that somebody would have assassinated him before he could be reelected. That’s the kind of wingnut “civility” we’ve come to know and love.

You have to give them credit for showing remarkable restraint and not photoshopping in an exit wound.

They probably still think cut and paste still requires scissors and glue.

And these are the clowns whose sliming of ACORN was used as the pretext to shut it down. Always remember that.

It’s very obvious that the Kenyan is being raped. The rapture in the eyes gives it away.

A subtle nod to Breitbart’s most famous (videotaped; drunken) remonstration.

Boy howdy. Less than a day in to the new year and the Breitbart brethren are already providing excellent free entertainment. Bog Bless their simple tiny craniums!

I just love starting the New Year with fresh conspiracy theories….

Like the functionally illiterate poster who came up with this gem: Obama is afraid of impeachment–which is why Hillary was pushed down the steps by members of Obama’s administration and is being kept in a coma so she won’t testify about Benghazi….

There are probably better ones, but I’m running low on Clorox and have to ration my exposure to “teh stupid.”

Now you know how they got the name “wingnuts.” They’re crazy people!

Hillary wasn’t pushed down the steps by members of Obama’s administration, but by Vince Foster, who staged his own suicide. He knew that Obama’s mother was preparing to fake his birth in Hawaii so that he could become president. and wanted to have a backup plan in place. He also knew that Republicans would invent a scandal around Bengazi, and wanted to be ready to counter that mess as well.

Once Hillary recovers, it will carry the patina of Destiny: Surely she was destined to become president, to heal the wounds of a nation torn apart by a Kenyan Socialist.

Or something like that.

Opening line of Obama’s State of the Union address.

“My fellow Americans, I think the Republicans have demonstrated over the last four years what ignorant fucktards they are so I plan to ignore them for the next four. Debt ceiling? What the fuck is that? And as they joyfully cheered as Dubya put two wars on the middle-classes’ credit card I’m going to do the same to the 1 percent’s Stock Market Casino to rebuild America’s Health, Education and infrastructure.

Move over, keats and shakespeare:

Kbs55 is here.

According to him, it was always someone elses fault, that is why he quickly hid all his records in a vault.

“You wish. Bring a sponge.”
-Zed, Men in Black

Wow, going thru that muck of comments is FUN – sorta like cleaning out a pond where you find all sorts of interesting creatures.

Stolen SSN from CT , issues to person born in 1890

Didn’t know that particular chapter in the Kenyan-forged-birth-certificate-fake-SSN story.

Once Hillary recovers, it will carry the patina of Destiny: Surely she was destined to become president,

Because the wingnuts will surely support her, right? Ammirite?

By March of 2017, they’ll be looking back at the good old days of the Obama administration, before the evil wiccan lesbian regime came in to destroy America.

Has the global version of the Birther theory ever been revealed? What’s the actual point of the conspiracy, and who was its author? Was it that Obama himself as a young man illegal alien decided to fake everything just so he could become president twenty years later, or was it his mom, predicting he would be? Was it supposed to be a typical illegal alien family forgery just so the kid could work and go to school in America (although that doesn’t jibe with the ‘college records will reveal he was a foreign student’ theory) or was it Bill Ayers, in a bid to destroy America?

Do they have an overarching story or is it all bits and pieces?

not photoshopping in an exit wound.

that pic is behind their paywall.

these are the same people who sent hate mail to URI demanding LGN’s Erik Loomis be fired when he said he wanted to see the NRA Prez’s head on a stick.

no, it is a kaleidoscope: the bits of colored glass are the same, but depending on a particular arrangement around the mirrors, the picture is completely different.

There is no overarching story, just the projections of what that particular creature wants the story to be.

Having an overarching story would imply the ability to think rationally and coherently and develop a beginning, middle and end. So, in a word, no. Just bits and pieces sent to them through the fillings in their teeth.

Guess we’ve established that the “Dead Breitbart” commenters could be the poster children for the evils of BUI (–blogging under the influence).

Wow. That’s hard to take. At least my mother has learned just not to bring up her paranoid fantasies about Obama, and so we had a very nice Christmas together.

Or..come to think of it…I noticed this visit that her mail seemed not to be filled with the six-to-ten page paranoia-incitement letters/requestsformoney that used to infest her mailbox every single day. (when I got the mail, I threw them out). She must have quit giving money and got herself off the lists.
Thus, a whole lot less paranoia.

(my jaw used to drop reading through those things…the writers have astoundingly fertile imaginations stimulated by the blac-man-in-the-white-house thing)

That’s a new one.Like I said above, Obama has stimulated their imaginations in awesomely original ways.

They’re claiming he has more than one SSN, but they’ve never explained where any of the numbers came from that they’re claiming he has.
wingnuts: teh stoopid continues to burn.