Paul Ryan Is Your New Sarah Palin Now


Following in the steps of his intellectual forebear (by which I mean former Vice Presidential candidate and future Spanx model Sarah Palin), zombie-eyed granny starver Paul Ryan will now communicate with America via Facebook.

This will probably be followed by a reality show on TLC, grifting, a unplanned pregnancy or five, a sham wedding,  and meth.

Lots and lots of meth.

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