
It seems that it is now The Age of Purges at all of the Big Media hotspots with The New Republic kristallnachting the shit out of the Jews and (apparently the non-Jews), the unceremonious sacking of Granny Methbabble last week for a younger hotter ….well, nobody actually, since they already have in-house Alaskan ”Democrat” Kirsten Powers to say the same stupid things with the added bonus of English as a first language, and now CNN, which needs a severe blowing up like nobody’s business, is breaking up that old gang of theirs:
CNN contributors and political power couple James Carville and Mary Matalin are leaving the network, Carville told POLITICO today.
The decision was CNN’s, Carville said: “I was told that they wanted the contributors to be more available — essentially, closer to Washington. I’m not always available, I don’t live there.”
While James Carville can, at times, be wonderfully entertaining, the whole Carville/Matalin “odd couple” schtick has been DOA since about an hour after it started. No huge loss here. But then….
News of Carville and Matalin’s departure first surfaced in a report from FishbowlDC, which also noted that conservative contributor Erick Erickson would be moving to Fox News, which POLITICO has confirmed.
One would think that Erick ∞ would be pleased with the move since, compared to Sean Hannity, Erick looks like John Ruskin, but no, Erick haz a sad, particularly after he told his daughter Erika Erika Erika Erika Erika Erickson that he wasn’t going to working with the nice gay man anymore:
I was not going to say anything, but rather just fade away. I suppose though with rumors and reports I should say something.
My voicemail and inbox are, as I type, filling up. I have turned my phone off as the only way to get it to stop ringing.
Yes, I can confirm I am leaving CNN. It was a very, very difficult decision.
When I told my 7 year old I had decided to leave, she laid on the sofa for an hour crying that she’d never see Anderson Cooper again. She’s never actually met Anderson Cooper. But I have and I’ll miss him and his team and I’ll miss Wolf and his team, and all the other terrific people I’ve worked with these last three years. I deeply regret never working up the courage to pull on Wolf’s beard.
Oh hahahah, a little humor to deal with THE PAIN. But, seriously folks:
Me at CNN was not an easy fit. The first month was tumultuous with several tumultuous times throughout. I liked to think of myself as job security for the public relations department. About the only thing the far right and far left could agree on was that I did not belong at CNN.
For three years I have received unmitigated hate and loathing from the left and, ironically, from a lot of folks on the right. Frankly, I’d like to thank some significant people responsible for my time at CNN, but (1) they know who they are and (2) it’d just generate hate mail for them so I better not.
For some reason saying something negative about the GOP was fine here at RedState, but saying the same damn thing on CNN brought in a flurry of emails from conservatives accusing me of selling out. Funny how that works.
Let me set the record straight in a way I could not were I still under contract because of how self-serving it would sound.
Please proceed, Erick(s):
For three years I have worked with some of the greatest people I have ever had the joy of meeting. It has been a privilege to sit in a green room and hear Paul Begala or James Carville or Donna Brazile or Hillary Rosen or David Gergen or Alex Castellanos or Ari Fleischer or Mary Matalin or Gloria Borger or so many others tell stories about their days in the White House or on the campaign trail or covering the politicians who’ve governed the country these last few decades.
Apostate. Kill him with fire.
Because of CNN I’m not just better at my job, but I’m a better person. For all the hate and angst from a lot of folks on the right over me going to CNN, I know many of the contributors I consider good friends were initially skeptical of my hiring. I had to learn an art form too often missing these days in partisan talk — the art of conversation, particularly with those who might disagree with me. I had to learn to be friends with people who I disagreed with. And I leave deeply caring for those people.
…and he learned that it is not considered ‘well mannered’ to call a retiring Supreme Court a “goat-fucking child molester“. Or threaten to kill census takers. Or being such an obvious racist. Or a misogynist.
So, really, Erick’s adventures at CNN are very similar to Dorothy’s adventures in Oz where lessons were learned … except in this case nobody gets a brain, or a heart, or courage. But Erick does get a new paycheck at Fox, so it’s not a total loss.
Now repeat after me: There’s no place like home….there’s no place like home….




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Did Dana Loesch ever return from her three months in the wilderness at CNN? I never watch cable news, so perhaps I missed it.
If she did come back, I hope CNN flushes her and her bladder full of patriot urine as well.
With apologies for ripping off Lily Tomlin, I worry that whoever thought of hiring Erick^2 may be thinking of hiring someone else.
So, is CNN running out of money for salaries, or are they finally getting the goddamn hint that the nation does NOT need 2 Faux News channels?
Far right.
Far left.
Far out!
I had to learn an art form too often missing these days in partisan talk — the art of conversation, particularly with those who might disagree with me.
Yes, if there’s one reaction we have when watching Erik, Son of Erik and his compeers speak on CNN, it’s, “My, how artistic.” We’ll miss that, of course. But it’s a comfort to know that a comparable artistic practice will now be available on Fox News. You can’t spell “Eric and Sean Hannity agree that Obama is a far-left socialist” without the R in “artistic.”
Presupposes facts not in evidence. After all, he is going to Faux Noise where those will be mostly “main stream” perspectives
Erick, most recent in a long line of Ericks, is finally in a position to let his shithead flag fly, high and wide! CNN can go back to being just another half-assed TeeVee ‘news show’, and the numbkins will have a new cheerleader for their Two-Minute Hate that lasts All Day!!!
I think the only thing he learned, after being a big brown triut in the Red State Trike Force was how to get more $$$ with less hassle- now, Faux will make him a bigger brown trout in their cesspool, unfettered by ‘the art of conversation’ that hindered him from his true potential at Crummy News Network.
Fuck him, fuck them all.
Ah well. Now Erick Son of Erick Son of Erick Son of Erick Son of Erick Son of Erick can mosey on down to Fixed Noise and, you know, jest let his freak flag fly freely. I hear-tell that those fine folks werkin’ for Roger the Aisles can blurt out all kinds of nasty stuff, and their viewers hoot ‘n holler for mora dat pig swill. And then Erick Son of Erick Son of Erick Son of Erick Son of Erick Son of Erick won’t, ya know, have to beat the livin’ crap outta his daughter for lovin’ on teh gheyz Anderson Cooper … shudder… gotta whip the demon teh gheyz outta that girl, stat!
Yeah, but I heard that Obama was going to shut Faux News down and make Republicanismism illegal because he’s a dictator and such and hates the first amendment. Are you saying that’s not true?
Well, Erick SireofErickaSpawnofErickSonofErick, when getting worse is not an option….
Well, OF COURSE it’s true. Here it is on teh intarwebz. Gotta be teh trooth.
And the latest in a long line of scions of Eric, having served his time in the purgatory of CNN, is assumed into Heaven. SparkelKitty rejoices!
i suppose anyone who was offended (or even slightly suprised) at the “goat fucking child molester” comment is “far left” to a “baby eating cock hitler” such as ericson…..that he continues to be employed in any media job, even one at fox is a bleak comment on these times.
CNN has been announcing some upcoming new shows (Inside Man, something with Anthony Bourdain, and others). They must be putting their money and hopes into them. None of them look very promising.
Also, he hates the second amendment. After ending the war on religion with a ban on Christmas, he’ll take away the guns from those who would have fought the shutdown of Faux News.
Yeah, yeah and didn’t I hear that he’s going to decide who lives and dies because of deaf panels? Oooh, oooh, that means he’s gonna kill Rush!! He’s a conspiramaraker.
Well, Sarah’s on the way out at Fox. Erick’s got the manboobs to replace her.
In literary theory there is a figure called the synecdoche, the substitution of the part for the whole, as when you say “fifty sail” to mean fifty ships. My favorite example has been the Carville/Matalin marriage. Thus: Carville and Matalin had their falling out before the election last November, which Carville won, but now Carville and Matalin are kissing and making up over immigration reform.
Ouch.
Also too: Ew.
Brain bleach, anyone?
Let’s jest say that Obummer has plain stone cold ruint everything. … and more!!!!!1111!
All well and good, I suppose. Don’t watch CNN, since they went Fox-Lite.
But does this mean MSNBC might divest themselves of Joe Scarsborough?
One can live in hope.
In more good news, I saw somewhere that Bay Buchanan is getting her real estate license. I actually thought she and Mary Matalin were the same person, though.
ErickSonofErick makes it sound like it was his decision, but with Zucker wielding a broad machete, I sort of doubt it. Anyway, they gave him the ability to say it was his decision, nicer than they were to the Carville/Matalin “Say goodnight Gracie” tagteam.
yeah but “Carvlle/Matalin” isn’t an example of a synecdoche. Something like “political odd couple” would be more generic, no?