Shorter SippyCupp:

Oh sure, we could overhaul the universal background check for the purchase of guns which might very well cut down down on gun deaths like the ones at Newtown which made me sad on teevee for a few minutes, but has anyone considered the psychic costs of filling out paperwork and then standing there and worrying that you might get turned down like that time that my credit card was refused at Olive Garden and I didn’t have any cash? WELL, HAVE YOU?

In summary: so not fair. Now, who is up for unlimited breadsticks? Your treat…LOL