What with the LAPD running amok, we were worried.

What is that thing hanging out of Fenway’s right lip? Has he been chewing bandages off corpses again? Looks to me like he doesn’t want to talk about it…

Good to know, Tom. I wasn’t afeeard none.

Seeing Ron Paul seek help from the U.N. made my week.

Nah. That’s your basic Bassest dewlap right there.

Perhaps he got into some of the lovely and leggy Mrs. Tbogg’s cream colored unmentionables. That must be the reason he’s giving us the hang dog look so that his doggy parents won’t discipline him.

He looks so guilty…is that a coca leaf he’s chewing? No wonder they bark at shadows in the alley.

Maybe he’s worried that it’s been too long since he appeared on the Web.

I think it’s a leaf of some kind. Whether it’s contraband we can leave for your imagination.

He does look dubious about whatever you’re up to. I hope you’re not torturing Wembley.

Bassets have eyes like owls have heads. Swivel-able.

I like how they always appear slightly concerned, but not enough to budge.

If I lay here quietly, the humans won’t notice that I chewed a hole in the comforter–and I’ll STILL get a TREAT!

I was thinking more along the lines of Marty Feldman…

Flews! Doggie haz FLEWS!

Film Noir Fenway, complete with ominous shadows from the window shades.

Yay! I was worried that another meteor had struck…

I didn’t even know meteors had a union.

I saw this and somehow thought of Our Megan:

“fatgirlscrub™ treatment

This dimple-dashing, skin-smoothing scrubdown starts with a stimulating sloughing using Fatgirlscrub (boosted with Himalayan Pink Salt and seaweed extract), followed by a Vichy shower, a layering of the Love Handler®, and a finishing coat of Fatgirlslim® or Fatgirlsleep® (depending on time of day). Perfect for anyone ‘sleeking’ soft, firm skin.”

Welcome back! You were missed. Stupidity has been running amok with no one to call BS!

Me thinks we should start a campaign called TBogg for San Diego Mayor.

Fenway’s treat looks like a thoroughly masticated rawhide chew. Good for a day’s worth of chomping, but I had a dog who tried to swallow one whole once he got it all soggy and limp, and that was a fun day at the doggie doctor.

Leslie (@18) why do you hate Tbogg? He’s not busy enough already?

Well, no one who is somewhat popular as Mssr. Bogg…..

Fenway’s thinking, “Aw, jeez, he’s still tweeting up a storm…… and I, I need attention!~”

When I die, I’m coming back as one of your dogs.

By the way, your Mark Rubio zany red head wife tweet? Classic.

Oh man, and no Shakira’s ass as well.

Oh well, here’s some Ines Sainz to tide us over in the meantime. Kneel before her, puny mortal, or better yet, perhaps behind her, the view is better.

…and hope you’re feeling better soon, Tom, or making your deadline, or whatever the deal is.

This guy – Rand Paul Is Right – In Which I Agree With Senator Aqua Buddha – Esquire http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/rand-paul-is-right-021513#ixzz2LEiXaWxV used to go down pretty big around here.

‘It is an embarrassment to legislative discourse, and to the people on whose behalf Brennan and the president allegedly have been blowing the shit out of wedding parties around the world. And, to all you liberals who have been taking this all with such quiet equanimity — and I’m talking to you, —— — what’s your answer?’

Oh, and nice dog.

And so comes quiet
With TBogg missing for now
We make the sad eyes

“Oh man, and no Shakira’s ass as well.”

Yeah.

Also. Too. I’m still alive….

Yeah.

*sigh*

heydave! Good to see your haiku again. I’ve missed ‘em.