Via Roy, we see that our old buddy John Hawkins (seen at the right being touched by a negro) is complaining that, because men aren’t engaging in fisticuffs or dueling at dawn like in the hairier days of yore, the wimmens  want nothing to do with them anymore other than to briefly marry a dude, immediately  turn around and divorce him, and then steal all his monies and power tools which they then use as a dowry to acquire a lesbian husband. Or the ungrateful sluts marry The Welfare because The Welfare never tells them to get their ass in the kitchen and fetch it a beer and make it a sammitch.  One of those. Also, somehow the wimmins always end up with a passel of kids, but Hawkins doesn’t have an explanation for how that happens without men, although I’m sure he thinks there is a turkey baster that is ribbed for her pleasure involved.

Hawkins has couched his appeal for a New Masculinity in economic terms, but it seems to be more of a cry for help or at least an occasional tug-job after buying dinner, drinks, AND AN APPETIZER at TGIF’s:

….there are tens of millions of men who would have been desirable mates with good jobs, who took pride in providing for their families, whose value as men on the dating market has dropped precipitously. They’re no longer as valued; so if they get married, they’re not going to be the “king of the castle” they would have been 50 years ago. Moreover, divorce is now very common and the system is heavily slanted against men. The woman is much more likely to get custody of the kids, while the father is also likely to be hit with punitive child support payments, even if his former wife is doing better financially. While improved economic status has made a potential divorce much more attractive for women in bad marriages, it has paradoxically made marriage a much less attractive option for men overall.

A man who makes $20,000 a year still feels pressured to pick up the check on a date for a woman who makes $80,000, that is, if she’ll go out with him in the first place since he makes less money than her. Meanwhile, men who behave in a chivalrous fashion to women may find their behavior appreciated or denigrated, depending on the woman they’re opening a door or pulling a chair for. Once women had low expectations of men: Pay the bills, take care of the family, be nice. Now, women have much higher expectations, but from the man’s perspective, offer considerably less in return than past generations.

I started the dishwasher. Now where is my blow job?

Meanwhile, men are told that they have been given every advantage over women, just by virtue of their gender. Men are taught not to complain about such things. So they don’t, but most of them secretly think the idea that they’ve won life’s lottery by being born male is insane. Many men simply persevere and try to make the best of a bad situation. Others become bitter, angry, and misogynistic. Some men give up on long term relationships and treat women as sexual conquests.

Oh John, you wish…

However, many men have simply abandoned the old views of masculinity and adapted. Instead of competing, why not drop out of the rat race?

Whoa, ladies!

Sounds like John is threatening to take himself off of the market! And while his photo makes him look like a sweaty John Candy-looking motherfucker, according to his Twitter photo, he is quite the catch:

ROWR! Chunky Justin Beiber.

Line forms to the right. No shoving…