There has been a series of racial incidents at Oberlin college recently, and when the AP found out at that Girls creator/producer/director/star/nudist was an Oberlin alumna, they wrote a story about Dunham’s Oberlin race tweets because 1) Dunham is very close in age to the students still at Oberlin, 2) she is the “voice of their generation” whether they like it or not 3) Lena Dunham articles and stuff are always high-traffic click-bait.

But you know who else went to Oberlin? No, not Hitler, although you were very close and probably deserve half credit for your guess. No, Michelle Malkin went to Oberlin. Yes she did! And not as a dance major.  And you will be completely unsurprised to find out that Michelle Malkin was horribly aggrieved (even more so than usual) that the AP was not in the least bit interested in her take on the Oberlin incident, particularly when everyone knows that when it comes to racism, Michelle Malkin wrote the book.

So how did Malkin respond to this slight? As documented by her very own website for people who need to have 140-character tweets explained to them … not very well:

I will not be IGNORED, Dan!

…. and finally before the restraining order became enforceable:

For those keeping score at home, that was seven tweets in nineteen minutes of Michelle Malkin “looka me me me memememememe!” before she decided that this war is lost … which brings us to:

…because it never get old.

Unlike Malkin’s act…