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Palin sets up a quite extraordinary breasts-and-ammo joke by telling the crowd that for Christmas, her husband had bought her a rack to hold guns on the back of her truck. Then comes the sexy punchline:
He’s got the rifle, I’ve got the rack!
It attracts whoops from the crowd. Palin then pulls out a Big Gulp from the lectern and silently drinks it for a while as the crowd goes wild, before saying, “Dude it’s just pop.” This all actually happened.
Also.
Also. Too.
These days, many of Palin’s Facebook posts are about her family’s latest exploits; her scorching political missives seem fewer and farther between. Her political action committee, Sarah PAC, collected about $5 million during the 2012 election cycle, most of which went to operating expenses. Palin’s PAC sent just $306,000 to Republican candidates during the cycle, including the maximum of $5,000 to Romney for President – on Oct. 17, 2012, just 20 days before the election.
To be fair, the people who gave to Sarah PAC knew she was a fame whore before she fucked them, so it’s all good….
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Jesus, her face in that picture says it all.
Gravity and Botox in a death struggle. And it looks like Gravity is winning.
From the Great Female Hope of the Republican Party to its Rusty Warren–in five years. Who knows what the future holds!
True enough, but I’m more fascinated with the look of poor stupidity.
Once again, The movie Idiocracy nails: I give you the Secretary of Education.
The only difference between the two appears to be one is wearing a wig made of moose hair.
I hope she never goes away…
Separated at births?
That photo forced me to return to Thursday Night Basset Blogging to restore sanity to my eyeballs.
As always, TBogg delivers a hearty abdominal workout. Laughing til it hurts!
No doubt, images of her will show up randomly on the face of toasted cheese bread for centuries. Stigmata and all.
I like my women able to finish the job, if you know what I mean. No half-term quitter nonsense for me.
I still love ya, Sarah. Dont listen to them. There’re just jealous. ( but you may need a little more Botox ya know. Keep that youthful look.)
Ah com’on now!
The expression on her face seems to suggest that she’s on the verge of making a significant breakthrough in research relating to the unified field theory. Either that or she’s wondering where she can get another one of them fancy “Big Gulps.” Because Freedom and Shit!
Jeezuz Xmas Bunny sodomizing a snowblower, is she a fucking idiot.
Dude, I hope the “Republicans” do everything she suggests. What could go wrong listening to a failed governor, failed actress, failed political commentator? Somewhere, Lincoln, TR, Ike must be so proud of what has become of their party.
Smells sorta like Sarah might be playing fast and loose with her donor’s contributions. On the other hand, it’s vital to remember that keeping her Griftiness in new fingernails, hair extensions, CFM pumps, and airline tickets generates heavy overhead.
Yep. She’s well into “my face has nothing to do with the rest of my body” phase.
Holy crap, that picture.
Is that a ruby-encrusted bracer of True American Freedom+2 she’s wearing?
Oh wow!!
Wait, it’s not.
It’s only a Copper-wrapped Polyvinyl Chloride bracelet of Mendacity.
Dude (Looks Like a Lady)…
…a new muse for Lou and Antony.
Book Salon up with Stanley Aronowitz’s Taking It Big: C. Wright Mills and the Making of Political Intellectuals hosted by Javier Trevino
“Sarah PAC” reminds me immediately of Serapax, a Valium-like pharmaceutical. How appropriate.
Big Gulp = giving the finger to Bloomberg.
Operating expenses = lining Sarah’s pockets.
I wonder what her head looks like without the wig.
There’s still writing and singing….
What? Huh?
Oh, I guess singing is still an option…
Butter, please. Her speaking voice makes me think of chalkboards & fingernails, dare we even think what her singing voice would be like?
Who’s the woman in the clown mask and Sarah Palin wig?
Oh …
LMAO ROLF – you got that right!! That was something only a mother
“could” love and mom just ran out of the house screaming!!! LOL!!
Giving Alfred E. Newman a run for his money.
This photo is a gift that will keep on giving for a LLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG time! OMG it is better than Halloween since you know it is real!! We have John McCain to blame for this and as a retired CWO2 USN, I hold him fully responsible for bring this “??????” onto the national stage!! I have seem moose with better looks and style!
PLEASE NOTE: I am not compare Sarah to a moose because I don’t want to offend the moose population of North America.
Let’s just go right ahead and change that term to trigmata.
“It’s what plants crave!”
Probably make chalkboard-n-fingernails sound like a lullaby!
That Big Gulp cup graphic sure looks familiar…..
“Sarah Palin becomes oldest living person to just discover brain freeze”
I wish I could post this image here
FTW. Srsly.
She looks oooold.
Needs moar yelling…
I just so much want her not to haz a house within about twenty miles of me…..
Whats amazing is she’s smarter than all that have commented.
Lordy! This is what a haaaaard livin’ as a Grifter does – let that be a lesson. Karma done bitch slapped Trasherella wid de ole fugly stick.
True that! Meth lab explosions typically only obliterate everything within a mile radius, give or take, but when Casa Palin finally blows the fallout from makeup, jewelry, bibles, moose jerky, failed ambition and blood libel will be merciless, not to mention the shit-storm of Naughty Red Monkey pumps raining from the sky…
Duck and cover!
Wow, her neck looks like an accordion and all her face needs is some green shading to complete her transformation into Jim Carrey’s Grinch. Well, maybe her teeth are still still good. Who knows?
funny edit.
Not before you added yours….
Well yeah. Bible Spice is undoubtedly smarter than you. True dat.
Yeah, FDL Mothership server is acting weird. There was even a comment up above about Sarah Palin being smart without any snark hashtags attached…
The concrete-colored nail varnish and the hoodie really make her look Klassy!
Free gift with every contribution of $500 or more to Sarah PAC.
I think she’s pregnant. She missed five periods in that paragraph.
“who have commented” not “that have commented”
If it’s any consolation, I wager you and Sarah have the same IQ.
Baadabing! But seriously, none of the clan has pooped out a brat (that we know of) for a while now. WTF? WTF!
Has the meth made them sterile? Has Putin constantly staring over the horizon into their windows wilted the manly Palin menfolk’s woodies into shrieking violets? Abortions? Newborns sold into slavery? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Speaking of, watch the video of her sucking on that Big Gulp straw. There isn’t anything Palin says or does that’s not suggestive.
As suggestive as Bachmann deep-throatin’ a corn dog?
Well, she’s asking for it: you’re welcome, Sarah.
Yeah, she actually dressed pretty nicely during the campaign but now that she’s making her own choices – hooo baby. I actually got out of the boat and watched her whole speech. Couldn’t decide whether she was drunk, stoned or both. And when she turned to walk off stage her anorexic thin body with that huge hair gave me shivers. Thank the lordy I am trying to just age gracefully. ;-)
The price of
being famouscraving attention…I can’t get my eyes off that grey fingernail polish. Grey. Or is that just the cyanosis from the drug overdose making them look that color?
Why, can’t you tell?
That’s some PPV-level entertainment, right there…
I encourage conservatives to continue to give money to Palin’s PAC. Money wasted on those grifters isn’t being spent on potentially effective political action.
$5k to Romney? How the hell did he lose?
Way past her sell-by date.
After seeing that face, no one should need a law to discourage them from drinking soda.
It was probably labeled as ‘cadet blue’. Not that she really cares…
I was enjoying the comments on her at SFGate. Two commenters were praising her, and everyone else was sane.
Now Sarah’s actions are indeed indicative of the deep rot that pervades the modern GOP, but the rot is of long standing.
Here’s a blast from the past to share with anyone tempted to argue that Nixon was a good guy after all:
http://my.firedoglake.com/phoenix/2013/03/16/even-the-tradmedia-almost-admits-it-now-nixon-sabotaged-the-paris-peace-talks/
Have to share this:
Best description ever of Ann Coulter:
Not if she’s drinking all those Big Gulps.
Just hadda add another 2cents worth. Someone commented in the other recent post about Caribou Barbie’s upcoming “book,” that Grifterella was just having “book” ghost-written for her bc she is fame-whore (true), but that the Palin’s “don’t need the money” bc Palin grifted something like $20mil over the past while.
This $20mil may or may not be correct, but my point is that Grifter & her brood know only how to live beyond their means, and while it is nigh onto incomprehensible how anyone could run through $5mil or $20mil so quickly, believe me it’s possible, esp with white trash know-nothing moochers like this.
SarahPAC grifts a cool $5mil from her rubes, and most of it is spent on “operating expenses”… ?? Yeah, that thar be some smooth operator alright.
Tundra Trash is having someone “write” a “book” with her name & photo on the cover bc she NEEDs the money, honey… whatever she’s grifted so far done been spent. And I don’t see none of that lazy mooching brood doing an honest day’s werk, do you??
“He’s got the rifle, I’ve got the heavily padded, underwire bra.”
In other CPAC-2013 news, that guy who defended slavery (You-Tube, 2m03s) – like, slaves got food & shelter, so quitcherbitchin’, mmmkay?!? – is apparently one of those Christian Dominionist creatures, and is associated with one of their organizations.
At least as of a few hours ago, Mr. Terry was over in comments for this TPM post, fighting all comers. [Pushing toward 1900 comments right now - Captain, the dilithium crystals are nae gonna take it!]
The dude has an appalling attitude and message, but having said that, I’m glad he and his pals came out in the open. It will make the both-sides-do-it media types work a lot harder to maintain their false equivalency shtick. Alas, I’m sure that bunch will take on that added workload, since it seems to be an integral part of their current business model. So look for more New Black Panthers* histrionics and whatnot.
*(= a couple of AA dudes who found a way to get some free PR)
Apropos cpac, this is just PERFECT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=awY26-jX4hM
Atlas vs taitz.
How could it NOT be fun?
For some time now I’ve been saying that my fondest wish was that Palin would not disappear from the public eye before being tempted into really unfortunate plastic surgery.
My wish has been granted. Those are some really obvious cheek implants. Unfortunate, also, too.
Ha ha! Put a mole in the middle of each one and she’d have boobs on her face. Also. Too.
So, Palin admits that she’s basically just a GOP T&A show. How family-values-holier-than-thou.
Somehow, all the female speakers for C-rap didn’t pay attention to the memo that told all the girls not to act like whores.
?? Wasn’t that pic from a toast at Track’s wedding?
Before abandoning the thread, we must consider the latest new expression of Free-dumb, as the right wing pays homage to Lady Liberty, Sarah Palin, the patron saint of Liberty-loving Soda-drinkers of the world:
http://wonkette.com/506981/oh-no-we-have-been-blinded-by-our-sarah-palin-induced-rage
I refuse to get out of the boat, so scroll down just a wee bit for the linkee and the priceless photo.
I’m going to repeat something I said over at TPM after seeing a close up of Sarah there, and the observation is buttressed by the picture accompanying Tom’s post.
Look closely: her eyeglasses most definitely do not have any amount of diopter; that is to say, they are not prescription lenses, and instead are just a prop to make her appear intelligent.
Fucking pathetic.
The ‘Big Gulp’ apparently was a prop, too. She set it down backstage and it was still three-quarters full when it was found.
After drinking from her Big Gulp of Freedom, the half-term governor reportedly said, “BUUURRRPP!!!”
Really, has no one added a comic book balloon of her letting out a righteous, frat-style belch to that priceless photo?