Just popping in to let everyone know I’m still alive and well.

Last week was one of those weeks, by which I mean it was a combination of my own bad analog self being reasonably busy and the fact that there didn’t seem to be anything going on across the limitless internet hellscape that required my immediate and undivided attention.

Also, too, the  scrumptious and bootytastic Mrs TBogg had carpal tunnel surgery [cue people in comments relating their own  carpal tunnel surgery horror stories] so I’ve been making myself helpful and keeping her comfortable and agreeably woozy and and peeling grapes for her because I am one nuture-ninja motherfucker, if I do say so myself.

Because no one else would, probably.

Also, I’ve been wearing a slutty nurse costume for her amusement and because it makes me feel pretty.

So there is that.

Anyway I’ll be back this week because I have a strong feeling that someone on the internet is going to say something stupid.

Call it a hunch