Well, yeah, I think this goes without saying….
Can someone translate that for me? I lost my gibberish to English dictionary. Thanks in advance.
“Gurgle gurgle blurgle, herp nurp!” (I think I’ve got that right.)
This is the twitter equivalent of spending evenings and weekends working on your “Dog Bites Man” exclusive so you can impress your newsroom editor.
Who knew 140 characters would be too many?
As you may know, it is the Republican South that most Heavily provides us top-notch Football players. Also too, Michael Vick is Black. 2014 stands a better than 50-50 chance of being a high-activity Hurricane year.
What don’t you understand?
This might be the definitive evidence that Twitter is a gigantic waste of your time.
Shorter: “Comeback from the Appalachian Trail.”
I think she flunked ‘gibberish”.
Is Michael Vick going back to college in 2014 because Sanford won? Did he lose some sort of strange bet?
Not at all. It’s just that Freedom, like God, tests us in many ways. That we may not always understand.
Aw. Isn’t that special? Witchy Woman’s been, cough cough, boning up on her word salad lessons from Bible Spice!
Michael Vick will be playing at Stanford in 2014. Crystal clear.
Word Salad Annie,
Gator got your granny.
Seems straightforward to me. She wasn’t impressed. Can’t understand why anyone thinks it’s a big deal.
Clearly she wrote “Shocker,” which means Vick will be going to Wichita State. You people and your Liberal Lies.
My personalized 2014SE indicator tells me that if you throw Christine O’Donnell off a bridge she’d float. This is only a test.
I’m surprised nobody noticed that Witchy Woman has a very appropriate Twitter handle: ChristineOD. I’ve certainly OD’d on her insights.
That’s some straight-up NASA shit, right there…
…and what else floats? Hmmmmmmmm? That’s right, a duck! She’s a fucking bird-brain.
Christine O’Donnell is being groomed for greater things; she has clearly been taking lessons in elocution from La Palin.
Motto: It isn’t what you say, it’s how you look when you’re saying it.
Oops, beat me to it. But the song remains the same…
I had forgotten who she was. Thanks a heap.
I remember enough about her to know that I don’t care about her gibberish or anything else about her.
Nice guess, but Wichita State notwithstanding, the #Shocker tag is a reference to fun on the Appalachian Trail, aka “Two in the Blue Ridge, one in the Great Smoky.” More adventurous types can experiment with the Delaware Water Gap.
Christine O’Donnell is a real person? And she’s still around? I thought this was an intertoobz joke. Silly me.
You need a gibberish to grifter dictionary. It clearly states prior campaign/lifestyle funds running low. it’s time to make another run for an office in 2014. My Paypal button awaits your generous patriotic support.
Nice guess, but Wichita State notwithstanding, the #Shocker tag is a reference to fun on the Appalachian Trail a hand gesture
She’s not a witch. She’s nothing you’ve hear. She’s you you you, she’s not a witch. (Here is the video of her saying that)
One of my favorite songs. (After Reality Hits you hard bro) and the NASCAR Preacher.
Thank you for answering my LOLWUT?
Given the slimy gawker story leaked about her ( http://gawker.com/5674353/i-had-a-one+night-stand-with-christine-odonnell ) in the campaign muffinhead is probably a bad term
A text book example of Pure Frontier Gibberish™
Wow. For a brief moment, I was like “Who is Christine O’Donnell?” And then I remembered.
This is full of WIN.
What else floats?
Very small stones.
So Mark Sanford wins a heavily Republican district.
Heavily Republican districts nation-wide have historically been safe havens for politicians like Mark Sanford. There is no reason to think that will end any time soon.
When did Michael Vick win college football or 2014 indicator?
Well, I’m not going to tell you the answer, but if you would apply yourselves, the answer would be as plain as the nose on your butt. I will give you a some hints.
-Dewey Defeats Truman
-some colleges have NCAA sanctioned cock fighting
-Halley’s Comet appeared in 1066
No, no she’s asking you to either “like” the Michael Vick Winning College Football Facebook page or the 2014 indicator Facebook page and then watch the movie Shocker.
I think by “2014 indicator” she means 2014 goings-ons in Decatur, IL. Could be wild if they’re anything like Vick winning college football…
Hey, isn’t Vick the guy who’s into dog fighting? And didn’t he serve time for it? Well, that certainly makes him a friend of this blog!
Hey Christine, way to not be the stupid party!
Who is that?
Uh, I shouldn’t comment before having coffee.
She really is an adorable muffinhead, though.
Ahhhhhhh, I see. So, she’s deconstructing the phallogocentric notion of a singular authoritative meaning, showing that there’s a multiplicity of equally valid meanings. Which is not to say that any meaning is as valid as any other, only that there’s not one privileged meaning that is to be regarded solely at the expense of the others. Gotcha.
Or, uh, wut?
Everybody said it was a shame
‘Cause her daddy’s daughter din’t do nothin’ when she ran for public office ‘cept leave behind a big ol’ joke in the form of
Okay, people, I tried to get it translated but, unfortunately, Babelfish doesn’t do Gibberish to English. Honestly, Lassie was more intelligible. If it was up to Muffinhead, Timmy would still be down that well.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with Christine that a very patient, very thorough and very patient lover couldn’t cure. She’s not any more nuts than a lot of people I know; it’s just that she seems to be a little tightly-wrapped. About a year of enthusiastic physical expression of pure relief might help her get through some of those emotional problems and able to think a little more coherently. Not that I’d be volunteering. I’m getting too old for this shit.
Did you really have to go there?
Don’t you think that maybe you crossed a line with that comment?
I wouldn’t touch her with a ten-foot line. That kind of crazy might be catching.
Oh, you’re serious? There’s a line here? Golly gee-whillikers, let me be the first to apologize, then. The thing is, you know, I hate to beat around the bush. I’d rather just take the shot and spit it out. What I mean to say is, I always figured if you’re going to be offensive, do it lovingly. And let me tell you, there’s a bunch of folks in this world that could sure use some loving, from what I can see.
Unless you’re talking about my use of the word which denotes excreted and less-than-fully digested food materials. If so, then I apologize unreservedly, and plead that my youth in the less polite regions outside the big city may have corrupted an otherwise squeaky-clean manner of speaking.
Oh, you’re serious?
I’m putting my money on the “not” option. But, then again, Obummer took all my money and threw the duopoly a big drone-flyin’ party so I have no money left so I’ll have to pay off in organs unless those fuckers drone-bomb my organs…
Did you mean “Odiforous Muffin-Top?”
I’ve never found a thing about her air-headed, spittle-laced horse shit “adorable.”
I’m not questioning the fact that you are not being squeaky clean or that you don’t beat around the bush.
The implication that Ms O’Donnel’s thinking stems from “emmotional problems” resulting from not having enough sex is offensive.
It is reminiscent of all the crap that has been spewed through-out History to excuse discrimination against women.
Ms. O’Donnel is the way that she is because, she is ignorant (and probably proud of it), self centered and a shameless opportunist; not because she needs to get laid.
And I’m so glad these little children were here to witness it.