Since things are winding down here because I am leaving to find inner peace and outer tan-ness, I’d thought I’d put up a few links to some of the more popular posts I have done over the years.  I mean, it beats writing new stuff.

So …. in no particular order:

Flowers For Goldberg

Five Not For Fighting

Your Mumia Sweatshirt Won’t get You Into Heaven Anymore

Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore

Bristol Palin’s Airing Of Grievances

Tar-Baby (this was about Fox News attempt to link Obama to Rev. Wright. It was also the hardest thing I’ve ever written, taking me almost two hours to complete. TWO WHOLE HOURS.)

Worst Penthouse Letter To The Editor Ever

Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.

Let’s Get Drunk With Ann Romney – The Drinkening

Pie In The Sky When You Die

I Got Dem Ol’ Fin de Siècle Blues Again, Mama

There are, of course, many other posts – 13,190 others to be exact – containing such memorable characters as The Virgin Ben, America’s Worst Mother™ (and her brood, Gunwale, Miasma, Cara Pace, and Π ), Gun Counter Gomer, Princess Jesus Boobies, The Stupidest Man on the Internet, JonJon Romney, Dead Andrew Breitbart and his cast of Otherwise Unemployables, and Juicebox Jesus, as well as old standbys like the Ole Perfesser, Godlestein, McMegan, Our Lady Of the Magical Dolphins, Caribou Barbie, Professor Winebox, Bill “Bag O’ Salted Dicks” Kristol,  this gaseous over-rated idiot, and who can ever forget Earthbound Misfit, Her:

We’ll always have that.

And Paris.

But mostly that…