Things to remember when cruising singles bars

No glove, no love…

When I type "Phyllis Schlafly" in WordPress or in Blogger, it comes up with the dreaded Red Squiggly Line of Misspelling. The first alternate spelling for Schlafly is "Chlamydia".

I don’t know if this  means anything, but just to be safe: no matter what the temptation, keep in it in your pants.

You’ll thank me in one to three weeks…