For sale: Review copy, never read

Hopefully somebody at HarperCollins didn’t send Michelle Malkin the wrong review copy to of Read All About It! or there is going to be hell to pay (or infierno a pagar) because the only thing that Mexican kids need to learn to read is a god damned map to get back to their own god damned country.

For those who are interested in the book, it appears to be Laura Bush’s roman a clef:

“Read All About It!,” as the cartoon pig curled up reading suggests, is an altogether more upbeat venture. It centers around Tyrone, a class-clown type — “I rule the school. . . . I’m king of the monkey bars” — who has lots of friends but doesn’t like to read.

Eventually, through the clever encouragement of a librarian and encounters with characters from his books that come to life, Tyrone develops a love of books.

Unfortunately Tyronne’s love of reading comes too late for him to read Bin Laden Determined To Strike In US and from that point the book kind of gets depressing for children aged 4-8. And everyone else.