The day conservatism was remaindered

From my email:

Clearance sale! Going out of business! Nothing held back!!! No offer refused!

I know you’re not supposed to mention a no-hitter while it’s in progress but has anyone else noticed that you don’t hear much from Ann Coulter these days? I mean, she still writes columns but nobody gives a shit anymore.

Not that she won’t attempt to insert herself into our lives again.