Couric turns her McLovin’ on McCain and America is saved!

According to the Gateway Pundit, perky talking head Katie Couric interviewed Mandingo of Illinois and now the country is saved! Yay!

Unreal!… Obama Tells Katie Couric the Surge Was a Bad Strategy …Updated With Video

Katie Couric and Barack Obama sparred over the success of the surge in an interview today.
This aired on CBS News tonight.

UPDATE: This was an amazing segment on CBS News. Katie Couric interviewed both Barack Obama and John McCain on the surge.
Obama sounded TOTALLY arrogant and ridiculous!
This Video Is Amazing!

That was an amazing segment! CBS did an excellent job. Congratulations.
This could very well be a turning point in this year’s election!
Obama came off cocky, confused and crazy.
McCain was wonderful- honest, humble and smart.

As you can see from the video, Barack Obama was all up in Katie’s face and uppity and stuff while John McCain spoke with the simple assurance of a Flomax™ spokesperson; confident in his ability to only get up to pee only two or three times a night. And America loves straight-talking old guys who don’t smell like pee, not crazy black men. So, say hello to President McCain, bitches.

Of course, normally in situations like this I would urge caution, ala the Wolf in Pulp Fiction ("Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet.") but in this case I think that the Gateway Pundit should go with his gut, sell all of his belongings, move in with Larry Johnson, and then bet it all on McCain in November.

What could go wrong?