And it’s funny because it’s true…

I would give up a year of previous posts to be able to say that I wrote this for Wonkette, describing Joe Lieberman:

And Wonkette, the Washington gossip blog, turned the hatred of the senator into something like a literary extreme sport: “It’s like two quarter-pound stools of alien space shit crashed into a toxic-waste dumpster in Stamford, Connecticut, fucked, and out came their mutilated, blood-soaked carcass of a baby rat-child, Senator Joseph Lieberman.”

That just fucking rocks.