Sarah, Palin and Tall

You see baby wolves. Sarah Palin sees $450. Left front legs only, please.

With the addition of Sarah Palin to the McCain campaign, expect a variation of the McCain.doc macro, "noun, verb, POW" to now include "noun, verb, Down Syndrome".

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You could have invited the whole town of Wasilla, Alaska to Dayton’s Nutter Center today and still had plenty of seating for a John Rich concert.

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The last two weeks theme of bold Mavericky experience in a dangerous world fraught with twilight existential war and IslamoJihadi boogety-boogety is no longer operative. Please substitute "authenticity" and "redolent of America" which is like Obsession by Calvin Klein but with subtle hints of moose pheromones.

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Sure Sarah Palin is an outdoorswoman who likes to hunt and fish and kill wolves for cash and prizes, but she is all woman. So much so that she makes other women, sexually suspect:

Palin-Harris Comparison [Kathleen Parker]

Not a chance. The only thing the two have in common is that they’re both women. Maybe. I was never sure about Harris.

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Much will be made of Plain’s ever-present glasses as a fashion statement.

Her prom hair, not so much.

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that within the next sixty days Todd Palin is going to say something that will be very embarrassing to the campaign.

(Added) Oh, this is precious.