Citizen Journalist Headline of the Year

News you can kind of use, or maybe not… really it’s up to you. You know, like, whatever…

Drudge Blare: Story Up, Awful but Oversold if True, and Looking Sketchy Besides
Update: Photo Out, and Story Looking Less Sketchy

With hard-hitting reportage like that, wonder no more why the EmmEssEmm is doomed…