Six Degrees of Obamanation

Poor Stanley Kurtz.

While everyone else is either making plans to live  in post-Maverick America or pondering  going Full Metal Masada, Stanley is still working the "Who is Barack Obama" angle:

First and foremost, the spring 1996 issue of New Party News, the leading publication of the New Party at the time, clearly claims that Barack Obama is a party member. If the New Party didn’t actually have members, why would the chief party organ claim that it did? Again, logically, how can a political party exist without members?

Surely utilizing this knowledge along with using curves and squiggles to connectt the dots between Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Rashid Khalidi, Tony Rezko, and Kimbo Slice, Kurtz will finally prove that Barack Obama is actually the son of…

Patrice Lumumba.

"Hello. My name Is Inigo Montoya Barack Lumumba. You killed my father. Prepare to die, white America."