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Undead 4 Joe

Rob Portman is a pretty smart guy.

Associate White House Counsel, former US Congressman, US Trade Representative, Director of the Office Of Management and Budget, considered one of the brighter rising stars of the Republican party. So when he goes out campaigning for ninety-two year-old former Stalag 13 POW John McCain, how must he feel playing second fiddle to America’s Dumbass™?:

Joe Wurzelbacher, a.k.a. "Joe the Plumber," on Tuesday twice agreed with a claim from an audience member at a John McCain rally that "a vote for Barack Obama is a vote for the death to Israel."

Wurzelbacher was hitting the campaign trail on behalf of McCain for the first time, joining former Rep. Rob Portman on a GOP bus tour through Ohio.

I guess that carnival job opening up for the guy who bites the heads off of chickens didn’t pan out.