I can see Africa from my shower

Fox’s Carl Cameron was on O’Reilly last night repeating his allegations about Dora the Not Explorer Palin to a somewhat skeptical and disinterested Bill O’Reilly. You can watch the video here.

Maybe it’s just me, but when Cameron related the story of Palin meeting with campaign operatives in her hotel room where she walked in wearing only a towel, her body covered with a film of moisture, skin flushed with anticipation, firm sensitive nipples begging to be touched…I fully expected the camera to cut back to O’Reilly kneeling on his desk and dry-humping the monitor. After all, shower sex is one of Bill’s turn-on’s along with long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, phone sex with unwilling participants, and something involving wetsuits and dildos that I really don’t want to get into….

So, all in all, I think O’Reilly showed remarkable on-air restraint last night. What happened later in his dressing room is something that I really don’t want to get into.