I just flew in from surgery….

After the stone was removed White Guy Jesus went to Disneyland.

…and, boy, does my penis hurt.

Thank goodness I don’t type with it…at least  on Tuesdays, that is.

All went well. Months ago I had mentioned that the stone was about the size of Ross Douthat’s  head which was obviously hyperbole. As it turned out it was the size of Megan McArdle’s brain so life-saving measures were not implemented.

By the way, I came… this… close…. at check-in,  to listing my religion as "Pastafarian" but the young lady didn’t look like she would have been amused. Story of my life…

Back later. Did Obama still win?