Multi-State Crime Spree

Sorry about the lack of posting. I have perfectly valid reasons but they sound more like excuses… and pretty lame excuses at that. So instead I’d rather say that I’m in the midst of a drug and alcohol-fueled multi-state crime spree accompanied by several leggy supermodels of easy virtue,  and  that I won’t stop until I’m dead or captured.

Not only does that sound better but it’ll give mrs tbogg a good laugh.