Dickgate

First the video of a smug Dana Milbank getting all bitchety-bitch-bitch with HuffPo’s Nico Pitney because Nico got to ask what was a perfectly legitimate question of the President:

Now comes the after-action report from Ana Marie Cox:

Sources say that at the end of the Dana/Nico segment, Dana says, "You’re such a dick." Wishful thinking? Can anyone confirm?

Howie Kurtz whose bread is buttered by the WaPo is all, nuh-uh:

Dana Milbank did not call Nico Pitney a dick or anything else after their Reliable debate, @anamariecox. It was civil. I was there.

Ana Marie is all, yuh-huh:

@HowardKurtz Nico stands by the quote. Obviously, you both were there.

Howie backs off:

Well, maybe it got heated betw Pitney and Milbank after they left the set. I DID suggest (jokingly) that they take it outside.

Nico Pitney jumps back in and tells Milbank and Kurtz  to go fuck themselves:

ساعت ۶ امشب از این سایت ارسال کنید: http://bit.ly/mRe8w RT #soal #iranelection

Okay. Not really. But Nico could totally do it in Farsi and Milbank would be all, "You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK." in front of the mirror and then he would once again be the most awesomest reporter in the world  and Jodie Foster or Cybill Shepard  would love him long time. Or something.