A Cannibal King with a big nose ring
Fell out of love with a dusty maiden

Oh, Sarah Palin! Who can resist your Sirens call that puts  spring in a man’s step, starbursts in his living room, and a bulge in his underoos?

But then bad things happen  and the pressure becomes too much and the next thing you know The Bro Code, where dudes are best buds for-fucking-ever (Woo! high five! I love you man… [awkward silence] … Woo! Beer! Fuck yeah!), and the part  where no bitch will ever come between them no matter how big her tits are, yeah, that part:  well, it gets shitcanned like a used condom.

And then they turn on each other.

“Aw, ace, maybe you need to develop a thicker skin,” a commenter fired back. “Buck up, there ya go, put on the big girl pants.” Soon after, even lower blows are dealt. “I do not think you are a RINO or a lefty stooge or traitor or any of that other stuff,” reads comment #288. “But, I do think you are too enamored of the Belt Way mode of thinking.”

Palin/Palin 2012: Because she is too much woman for only one slot on the ticket…

Also. Blowjob.

Because that’s the FDL way.