Teabaggers to alter the trajectory of the sun for MC Jesus Reagan of NY23

Bill Hennesy who “edits” stlouisteaparty.com (because a blog that gets 480 hits a day requires a real hands-on no-nonsense editor to keep it all focused and shit)  takes to the pages of Andrew Breitbart’s BigSocialistACORN!!ACORN!!Government and goes all St. Crispin’s Teabagging Day because they are totally going to elect Doug Hoffman to be the most important Congressman in the Universe Who Can Stop The Colored Guy:

Before the polls open in upper New York on Tuesday morning, thousands of Tea Partiers from states as far away as California will have had an impact on what might otherwise have been an unnoticed special election.  Local Tea Party Organizers across the country are overwhelmed by their people’s desire to help. Hoffman’s offices are overwhelmed with volunteers who are just showing up.

If you’re a “I’ll believe it when I see it” kind of person, Robert Stacy McCain has provided a picture from Doug Hoffman’s Fortress of Electoral Invincitude:

To be fair, someone just left to make a Jamba Juice run and someone else was in the bathroom. But Hoffmania!

But wait. There’s more. Sandwiched around Hennesy’s call to arms is a brief history of teabagging:

While the Washington literati sipped Fair Trade coffee, the Tea Partiers shifted form, as they have many times before. In February, it was the angry mob telling government, “no more bailouts.” Government continued bailing out its favored corporate lackeys, and the angry mob morphed into a massive movement with 1.2 million people protesting government growth on Tax Day.

With quiet parties on July 4, the Tea Party’s Divisions split into Companies or Platoons and deployed into Congressional Town Halls. Beginning with Missouri Congressman Russ Carnahan’s embarrassingly funny gaff-fest on July 21, the Tea Party folks weathered the SEIU thugs’ fists, the White House’s violent rhetoric, and Nancy Pelosi’s base taunts. With Gadsen flags and chattering teeth, they stormed Congressional Offices in August and delayed the Washington healthcare takeover by at least 3 months. But the morphing continued.

On September 1, Tea Party Nation struck back against a hard left boycott of Whole Foods Market. Instead of signs, megaphones, and chants, this protest was a “buy-cott.” In dozens of cities, Tea Partiers lined up to shop at Whole Foods, confounding the left, overwhelming the boycott, and gaining press from the like of Jon Stewart’s “The Daily Show.” The left was flustered.

…and a warning to libtards to look upon their teabagging and despair:

Those patriots will soon conduct perhaps the strongest get-out-the-vote campaign ever targeted on a single Congressional election. Imagine a thousand people from a dozen states calling “friends” in a single Congressional district a continent away to say, “we love our country; we know you do too; please vote for Doug Hoffman for us; we’ll return the favor for you as soon as we possibly can.”

It’s as if God has given Tea Partiers the lever that controls the course of the sun. If they all pull together, they make it Morning in America.

From the ice and snow of the first gatherings last February, to the tidal wave of electoral assistance this week, that “whatever you need” attitude identifies this movement and its members.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

Cue Lee Greewood’s Proud To Be An American. Wave little Gadsen flag. Woverines. Also. Too.