Fat drug addict kinda sorta likes that ebullient dumb lady

Non-NFL team owner Rusty Limbaugh thinks that Sarah Palin is a plucky frontier gal who is ready to be President but then he hedges his bet and doesn’t endorse her because she’ll probably do something stupid on her book tour like get caught fucking a bellhop in one of the glass elevators at the Marriott Marquis Times Square. But he likes her nonetheless.

He also says that people don’t like her because they don’t know where Alaska is, but that’s not true because many people voted for Barack Obama even though they don’t know where Kenya is.