A Divine Wind Blows Democrats No Good

Evil Japanese Empress Nancy Pelosi is forcing hard-working and intermittently loyal American Congressmen to crash their careers on the deck of the USS U-S-A! so that she can give free health care to her disease-ridden communist constituents:

Compared to Nancy Pelosi, former House Majority Leader Tom “The Hammer” DeLay was a pussycat. Speaker Pelosi means to force doubtful Dems to vote for the health care nationalization bill this week or next. But her tactic is anti-historical: she doesn’t remember that in World War Two, Japanese kamikaze pilots were all volunteers.

Pelosi is ordering her fearful members to vote for the Obama-cum-Pelosi healthcare “reform” bill that has voters up in arms all over the country.  House Blue Dog “moderates” are already caught in a crossfire between their constituents and their leadership.  The Tea Partyers have been heard, and they are watching carefully.

And the twenty-five Democrats whose seats we believe are up for grabs in 2010 — some not in the Blue Dog caucus — may not be willing to be the political equivalent of a suicide bomber just to avoid the anger of the hyperliberal Pelosi.

This is bad news for any Congressman whose district is entirely populated by health care CEO’s and lobbyists so now we must intern the crafty Asiatic temptress Nancy Pelosi.

That will make Michelle Malkin happy.