Let me slip into my Jim Anderson cardigan..

The Lovely & Talented Casey just called me from that crazy tropical Catholic college she attends to tell me that the Dean of Students emailed her to say that she needs to speak to the L&T about a “judicial matter”. I advised Casey to immediately interrupt the Dean at the start of the meeting and ask, “Is this about all of the bloody clothing… because I can explain.”

I’m like the best dad ever.