My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

Aside from the fact that I can’t understand why people would turn to blogs to follow a news story like the Ft. Hood shootings when they could just, you know, go to the actual news sources that are being paraphrased… I just want to point out that somewhere tonight in America there is a rightwing blogger who is feverishly attempting to connect that dots that will irrefutably prove  that the crazy Muslim shooter was working in conjunction with Nancy Pelosi to draw attention away from Michele Bachmann’s Shoutytime Loonapalooza in DC.

Wheels within wheels, man.

Obviously I have been reading way too much of this crap in the service of blogging  and I really need a vacation.