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December 19, 2012

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Not content with moving the gun dialogue to “all mental health issues, all the time” (because that is where this is going, folks… just wait for the NRA’s press conference on Friday) the good folks at Dead Breitbart are trying to rile up their readership (speaking of the mentally ill) with threats of Red Dawn III: The Sandy Hookening.

Here is ratfucker and occasional FBI- snitch Brandon Darby with dire news from China about the impending invasion of America because we are thinking about making it harder for Joe Twitchyfinger to buy an arsenal of high powered weaponry to use on elementary schools shopping malls his bitch wife who took all of his money in the divorce blahs who play music too loud squirrels in the birdfeeder:

The official Chinese government news agency, Xinhua, has demanded the US immediately adopt stricter gun control measures to reduce the number of firearms the US populace is permitted to possess.

The Chinese state-controlled media’s statement, titled “Innocent Blood Demands No Delay for US Gun Control,” is primarily focused on the Newtown tragedy in which 26 Americans were killed by a mad gunman. Twenty of the victims were young children.

The Chinese government stated, “Their blood and tears demand no delay for the U.S. gun control.”

In an apparent effort to restrict information to their populace, the Chinese government wrote of a number of US mass shootings but failed to mention they were either stopped by a citizen legally carrying a firearm or otherwise only occurred in the controversial gun-free zones that critics say make prime targets for madmen.

Or gunmen who were stopped by a flying wedge of McArdles.

The current Chinese government, the communist People’s Republic of China, was established in a revolution led by Mao Zedong, who killed an estimated 40-70 million people with starvation, executions, and re-education camps.

Oh, now he’s just taunting the NRA, trying to give them genocide-envy.

Oops…almost forgot: WOLVERINES!

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