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January 07, 2013

Masturbation Is Like A Slippery Slope Or Something

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Charles at Little Green Footballs has a post up pointing out that the Ole Perfesser is perplexed because he has been dis-invited from giving a (FREE!) speech to Utah Republicans because he is some kind of Big City Gay Lover HomoMan or such and such. Michelle Malkin’s Twitter For Tweakers picked up on the story and, in the Twitchy comments, someone is talking shit about you people who are all DIY and prefer to take things into your own hands, if you know what I mean and I think you do, you filthy degenerate perverts:

A person suffering from homosexuality has the same hurdles as anyone else who wishes to marry. They must find a willing member of the opposite sex. Should lonely computer geeks demand that masturbation be redefined as marriage so they, too can derive the legal benefits of marriage?

What’s your position on narcissists marrying themselves?

If you oppose it, you’re a hypocrite. If you support it, you are supporting the devaluation and dissolution of the concept of marriage until it can mean anything, and therefore means nothing, which is the “gay agenda”.

Q.E.D. Case closed. In your face. Suck it.

Okay, maybe not that last one…

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