The M Word

Mitt Romney, the Republican presidential candidate who is currently running in fifth first place in the national polls, will address the nation (or at least the portion of the nation that can fit into the GHW Bush Library & Pork Rind Emporium) today to try and win over the Jesus Rode A Dinosaur crowd. Excerpts that the Mitt! campaign wants the press to publish can be found here.

You will notice that a certain word is never mentioned.

No. "Magical underwear" is two words. Try again.

A shorter version of his speech is:

I could tell you about my religion but then the Founding Fathers would have to kill you.