Alaahu akbark

Actual staged photo. Credit: Bilal Hussein, Associated Press

The L&T Casey and I are going out to do some Kwanzaa shopping but before we leave I thought I would provide everyone with some additional evidence of my guilt.

In this case, it is the crescent-shaped Osama bin Beckham facing east.

Blessed and exhalted Allah, he who promises 72 virgins in assorted naughty underthings, I feel so much better now…