The revolution will be Paultarded

While some worry that an Obama loss will make people of the dusky hue go all Rodney King Electric Boogaloo, I fear the Paultards won’t be willing to go back to pouring lit Sterno on their Lego Twin Towers replicas and YouTubing the results.

I think the only safe path is to elect Alan Keyes who is both black and crazy. Unity08 should be all over this shit.