Of Weiners and Dogs

James Dobson no likee John McCain:

With John McCain on the verge of winning the Republican nomination, the once-complacent anti-McCain forces on the right are getting louder than ever. This morning, James Dobson released a statement to Laura Ingraham’s radio show, declaring that under no circumstances would he support McCain in the general election — a potential blow to the Arizona senator, since it could discourage turnout among some evangelical voters.

I’m guessing that Dobson is not completely sold on Mike Huckabee, so that must mean he has found a kindred spirit in Mitt "Strap Sparky To The Roofrack" Romney, although Mitt has a ways to go to reach the depredations of Jimmy the Dachshund Slayer:

"I had seen this defiant mood before, and knew there was only one way to deal with it. The ONLY way to make Siggie obey is to threaten him with destruction. Nothing else works. I turned and went to my closet and got a small belt to help me ‘reason’ with Mr. Freud …

What developed next is impossible to describe. That tiny dog and I had the most vicious fight ever staged between man and beast. I fought him up one wall and down the other, with both of us scratching and clawing and growling and swinging the belt."

I fully expect Dr. Dobson to give an enthusiastic endorsement of Mitt when the time is right, which should be right after a less-than-enthusiastic Tagg is forced to join his father in the shower for "the talk".