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Dave Boyer of the Washington Unification End-Times Church Newsletter read this thing on Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law’s internet hobby blog about how Barack Obama was personally  transvaginal wanding lady visitors at the White Hizzouse to see if they were pregnant, possibly by Republican semen firehose Bill Johnson. Dave Boyer, who works for a Kimchee Jesus, [...]

Important reputable news organization World Net Daily reports that the guy who saw Andrew Breitbart crumple to the sidewalk in a puddle of bile and vodka has gone missing. A private investigator has been unable to find the only eyewitness to the sudden death of media innovator and conservative activist Andrew Breitbart. The apparent disappearance [...]

  Shorter Bill Donohue: Why won’t the media tell people that only 5% of the assaults on kids by Catholic priests can be attributed to pedophilia while the other 95% is just hot homopriest-on-adolescent action which is totally better? Also, the Jews do it too.    

John McCain, who goes on Sunday shows every week to get out of going to church or taking his wife out for Mother’s Day Brunch (because she is “… NOT MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER, GODDAMIT SHIT PISS ASSHOLE!!”),  showed up on one of the morning shows this morning (does it matter which one? No. No, it [...]

The Sunday Book Salon for Tracie McMillan’s The American Way of Eating that I was supposed to host begins any minute now. Unfortunately I came home a little while ago to a burst pipe in the wall and we’ve got a mess and no plumber yet. Really, it looks like the aftermath of Godzilla. So [...]

Also because it’s Cinco de Mayo which is the Mexican holiday celebrating something involving white people drinking a lot. I’m actually not too clear on it….

Well… That was a lost day. I don’t even know where it went…. Eh. Whatever. Very sad about Adam Yauch.If you had told me back when that snotty frat anthem (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!) was being played to death that the Beastie Boys would grow into the artists they would become, [...]

Great Moments In Ann Althouse: Imagine being a heterosexual man and feeling that you weren’t supposed to be attracted to a woman who reminds you of your mother. (Actual quote) Oh mama….

The good news: Wembley hasn’t had a seizure in six weeks. The bad news: pointing that out was probably like mentioning a no-hitter in the seventh inning and I’ll probably regret it.* Trivia: the breeder from whence Fenway came? Either Junior Seau’s sister or cousin, I don’t remember which. That’s like eight, maybe nine, degrees [...]

Providing that arena security at the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa does their job and keeps past-her-freshness-date grandma Sarah Palin from bum rushing the stage during prime time and rhythmically humping the podium to the primal beat of Warrant’s Cherry Pie before she can be subdued with a grizzly tranquilizer dart, Mitt “Mitt” Romney [...]