Moving from high-fives to awkward white guy fist bumps…

Someone is clearly excited…

I didn’t get to watch our man Mitt! come down from the mountaintop today and deliver the Founding Father’s Commandments or whatever they were. But, through the miracle of the internets, it’s almost like I was there. First to shoot his load was Hugh Hewitt who, well, let’s just say Hugh was less restrained than usual:

I guess the idea is to convey to the curious that Mitt! has raised five strapping young men (okay, four strapping young men and Craig) and if he can do that, why we’ll be right as rain. Unfortunately some of the locals didn’t get the memo and they keep asking the boys questions that are above the Mittling’s pay grade to answer…

Maybe I’m doing it wrong

Our man Mitt! has blown several lifetime’s worth of tithing on his campaign, and this is the thanks he gets?
Mike Huckabee’s surge apparently isn’t just happening in Iowa — he’s moving up nationwide, too. The new Gallup poll has Huck in a three-way tie for second. Rudy Giuliani leads with a 25% plurality, with Huckabee at 16%, Fred Thompson 15%, John McCain 15%, and Mitt Romney 12%.

Sunday Five Brothers Blogging – Mormon Firedrill Edition

I realize that most Romney’s look alike but, when playing flag/touch/light tackling football, do they really need to wear colored bibs to figure out who is on which team?

“Throw it to the white guy! Throw it to the white guy!”

I don’t even want to get into the weird sexual dynamic of wearing one of your flags by your penis…

Sunday Five Brothers Blogging –
The Hardest Working Man in Show Business Politics EditionWe be ballin’

Apparently internal polls within the Romney campaign show that people don’t think that DadMitt has been as active as, say, Fred Thompson who has been staving off decomposition by occasionally clearing his throat and shifting in his chair while he naps.

Therefore the Five Brothers theme this past week has been “energetic”.

Tagg:
I’ve stated a few times that

Sunday Five Brothers Blogging – Are We There Yet? EditionDopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleazy, and Tagg

With baseball season ended, Los Hermanos Mitt are finding they don’t have much to do until DadMitt gets elected Supreme AmericaGod Prime and they can start cashing in, so they’ve been killing time surfing on the internets at hotmormongirlsdrinkingRedBullandswearing.com and also at YouTube because, quite frankly, they’re getting tired of driving around in the fucking MittMobile,

Sunday Five Brothers Blogging – Oh, Mama EditionDeependra, Chandresh, Tungesh, Harshvardhan, and Tagg

Let’s start with Tagg because he’s the oldest and the favorite:
My Mom always taught me growing up that people would judge me by the friends I kept, and that I needed to be careful to develop friendships with people that would help me want to be better.

Sunday Five Brothers Blogging – Special Early Halloween EditionJosh, Tagg, Ben, Matt, and Boof Boneser

Let’s see…the Red Sox are in the World Series and Tagg invokes the dreaded “we”:
A few of you have asked how I was able to watch the debate Sunday night as well as the Red Sox game.

Sunday Five Brothers BloggingRomney boys: Dirk, Lance, Chad, Tagg, and Blade

It’s video week as La Famiglia di Romney hits the airwaves.

Here’s Josh delivering an in-depth and comprehensive MittPlan for what ails MiTTchigan:

….and here is Ann (Mitt wife #1 with a bullet) talking about the family

Maybe it’s just me, but after she said “We have five boys.