Mitt Romney, the Republican presidential candidate who is currently running in fifth first place in the national polls, will address the nation (or at least the portion of the nation that can fit into the GWH Bush Library & Pork Rind Emporium) today to try and win over the Jesus Rode A Dinosaur crowd.

The Unbearable Lightness of DeanIt’s raining dumb

Former Hugh Hewitt Man-Teat Milker, Dean Barnett back on Jan. 9,2007 on “Smarter than the Average Bear” Mitt Romney:
In a unique fundraising event that combined lots of modern-day viral marketing with a smidgeon of old fashioned phone-banking, the Romney campaign raised over $6.5 million. There has never been anything comparable to it in American politics.