Ever since David Frum lost his job with the Bush Administration because his nitwit wife couldn’t keeping her goddamn mouth shut, he’s been itching to stick it to the Republicans…

James Dobson no likee John McCain

I can’t really say that the Romney boys are really on top of things. Dad Mitt revitalizes his moribund campaign in both Michigan and Nevada and the latest post is from the day before Michigan.

They’re panicking in Romneyville and we get to see how they got to the not-happy place they are in…

Talking about the Mormon Church and racial discrimination, he said: “My father and I marched with Martin Luther King Jr. through the streets of Detroit.”

Sunday Five Brothers BloggingA whiter shade of white

This weeks MittTheme is stamina and the fact that the five brothers are self-confessed pussies compared to DadMitt who never sleeps because he has to watch for the skies for the MittSignal in case America needs him to bail out an Olympics or strap the dog to the top of the car for a quick Labor Day road trip or something.

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Ben Ginsberg and I

Sunday Five Brothers Blogging – It’s a Shit Shit Shit Shit World EditionBringing you to a state of freakstasy

Well let’s see….Ben the Reluctant Romney points out that he hasn’t blogged much by writing:
I haven’t blogged in a while but I wanted to point out my Dad’s op-ed at Townhall today, entitled “The Four Walls Of The American Home.”

Ben then provides a link to his dad’s heliumfest (noted below), provides a few

Meet the Mittsketeers

When we last checked in with myspace to see who these people are who have sworn their fealty ( stopping just short of becoming Mormon which is, like, being a Scientologist but without the chance of meeting celebrities) to Mitt Romney we discovered Heather B. who was totally supporting Mitt just like a good strapless underwire with discrete padding supports her Altmounds.

Today we meet Brandan (yes, Brandan.

Because this is how Mitt rolls

Mitt Romney (father of five, grandfather of twenty-three…whoops – twenty-four…whoops – now twenty-five, and only one wife …for the moment) is totally down with the kids as indicated by his myspace page . In fact Mitt has 21186 friends if you include his wife and five military-aged-but-not-serving sons.