Shorter Ross Douthat: Just because the Cafeteria Catholics, the Apostate Catholics, and the Heretic Catholics who make up the ninety-eight percent of the church membership who are already rolling their eyes and going “Yeah, whatevs..” whenever the Pope says knock it off with the baby not-having, doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t respect the rights of [...]

With cutbacks in the offing at the Washington Post, it is good to see that they are holding fast to some of their brighter lights who provide important insights such as this on President Muslim forcing Sharia birth control laws down the throats of Catholic Bishops: I hope the president hangs tough and doesn’t blink. [...]

Megan McArdle who is ”a senior editor for The Atlantic who writes about business and economics”  is using her very influential pulpit at The Atlantic to share pictures of her new kitchen which had to be constructed to house her $15oo slicer/dicer/high powered Bechamel pump and also to make up for the trauma visited upon the [...]

Shorter Ross Douthat: It would be a shame if Americans of all beliefs did not take this moment in time to arrive at some grand compromise over what we can and cannot do with or to our naughty bits, and by “grand compromise” I mean stop doing things that I find personally abhorrent.

Since I have been working the Komen beat almost exclusively, I have been remiss in pointing out that I fear that Barack Obama will in all likelihood be facing a socially maladroit charisma-challenged gaffe-prone filthy rich religious cultist who claims to be middle-class and unemployed, holds no deeply held belief that couldn’t be swayed by [...]

As expected, lumpen fetus-humper Karen Handel is walking away from the Susan G. Komen Foundation having laid waste to their reputation. This will allow her to avoid hearing the lamentations of the women who work there who hate her fucking guts for all of the damage she has done. Let’s just say that her lunch [...]

We’ve already won. Who really cares what Hollywood thinks? All these hacks come out there. Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It’s not a secret, okay? And I’m not afraid to say it. … Hollywood likes anal sex. They like to see the public square without [...]

In a  bizarre semi-articulate  waterfall of loosely connected ideas and words and fragmented sentences  leavened with pregnant pauses and unknowing asides, Breitbart blogger, CNN pity hire and  water sports enthusiast Dana Loesch explains to all the ladies (by which she means sluts and trollops, and booty-call strumpets) that if they are too fucking stupid to [...]

Looks like Karen Handel will be packing up her desk (novelty coffee mug, Jesus riding a dinosaur Precious Moments statue, stolen office supplies emblazoned with pink ribbons) because a job may be opening at the Komen Foundation very soon. Hers: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves — Karen Handel hasn’t resigned (yet), but as pressure [...]

How bad was the Komen implosion last week? Ari Fleisher whose job it was to tell baldfaced (ha!) lies to the public as part of the run-up to the disastrous Iraq war that eventually cost America $800 billion, the lives of 4400 American service members to say nothing of the massive devastation of a fairly [...]