Your "Smack my bitch up" moment from Steve Gilbert at Sweetness & Light

Barack Obama, who has a pretty nifty income, gets a better mortgage rate than you do

John McCain, who has done wonders selecting members of his own campaign, wants to offer his personnel services to Barack Obama:

Iraq said on Monday that it had failed to sign technical support deals with global oil majors hoping to cash in on boosting the war-torn country's extensive but underexploited oilfields.Iraq is still negotiating with Shell, BP, ExxonMobil, Chevron and Total, and a consortium of other smaller oil companies, to develop six oil blocks and two gas fields...

Make you own Shorter Mark Levin:

This isn't too surprising, since sputtering indignation is their bread and butter, but Digby is correct that the conservatives and the conventional wisdom media villagers are going to go to Defcon 2 over anyone who says anything that is less than glowing about John McCain's military service. Conservatives created Swiftboating and the media let them get away with it, now, as little Tommy Friedman might put it:

Shorter Bill Kristol:

Richard Fernandez reviews Russell Shorto's article on declining birthrates in Europe and sees mobs of dusky brown people (who like to fuck for valuable prizes instead of fun) overrunning the nicer neighborhoods: But Shorto, to his everlasting credit, doesn’t think the National Geographication of Europe is a serious solution. Despite efforts to prettify the population decline there’s no escaping the hard fact that a society shutting itself down will at

A bunch of enthusiastic ObamaFans have a "I am Spartacus " moment (or "I am Sparkatus" if you're a NewsRadio fan) and the Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy! crowd titters behind their purple-fingered hands

They're still at it at No Hillary, No Peace: I used to like Ed Rendell. He seemed like the straight up kind of guy that you could count on to tell it like it is. But no more. Seems Eddie boy has been sippin on the Cult-Aide. And now he wants all of us PUMAs to recognize the error of our ways and join him and the HOUNDs in defeating John McCain