It looks like I’ll be gone for the day today, so you’re on your own However ….. BARARCK OBAMA DID IT WITH A WHITE GIRL!!! Although she may have been a composite of many white girls, so … orgy. And, in case it comes up in conservative circles again and I’m not back in time [...]

Forced birth homunculus Calvin Freiburger, who is a member of the HeartBeat Teens (which is surprisingly not a sexy boy-band), wishes to express his distaste with ladies who take their vaginas out for an evening of abortion bowling: Breitbart.com’s Susan Berry reports on one of the pro-abortion movement’s more colorful fundraising ideas in recent memory: [...]

Retired stripper Scott Brown does not care for Nobummercare, no-siree-bob he does not, voting to deathpanel it three (3!) times. But until the Roberts Court finishes having its way with the Affordable Care Act in their basement sextorture clubhouse before leaving its abused and battered body in a roadside ditch, Scott Brown is making sure [...]

Shorter People Who Didn’t Catch Bin Laden: People who set out to do something and then actually do it suck.

The Obama campaign has unveiled a new campaign slogan “Forward” which replaces  the previously effective “Kill Whitey!” and, heyyyy… wait a minute, Michael Walsh has figured out that it is a coded message to maybe Bill Ayers or the Baader-Meinhof Gang that Obama is back, and this time capitalism is going down for the count: [...]

Hey kids! Remember this? Americans United has protested a Virginia county official’s announcement that citizens who are offended by Christian invocations at board of supervisors meetings can “leave the room.” AU attorneys wrote to the Campbell County Board of Supervisors Aug. 24 after Board Chairman Steven M. Shockley expressed support for sectarian prayers and advised [...]

It wasn’t enough that liberals had the New Black Panthers Even Blacker Black Ops Ninjas kill a perfectly-healthy-except-for-his-bad-heart Andrew Breitbart with a secret heart attack gun, we also had to kill a forensic technician, who may or may not have been participated in the Big Andrew Breitbart Cover-up Autopsy, as a warning to others in [...]

Further evidence that Morning Zoo-type radio shows are the repositories of America’s Strategic Asshole Reserves: A radio personality in Cleveland is facing tremendous backlash after telling a father that he should get one of his male friends to rape his daughter to force her to turn straight. In response to an email from a father [...]

Shorter Frank Luntz: Conservatives are like this… Shorter Jonah Goldberg: ..and liberals are all like this. It took the combined brainpower of Luntz and Jonah to (feebly attempt to) make up for the WaPo’s allowing Thomas Mann and Norman Ornstein to be mean to Republicans. Luntz’s column reads like a mother explaining that her son [...]

Not a whole lot to add this week, so here’s ten things Steven Jobs wants you to hear from the ol’ iPod: Road To Nowhere – Talking Heads Because I Want You – Placebo Gallows Pole – Led Zeppelin Bigmouth – Underworld Jesus And Tequila – The Minutemen Rattlesnakes – Tori Amos (Lloyd Cole cover) [...]