Slave screams he spends his life learning conformity Slave screams he claims he has his own identity Slave screams he’s going to cause the system to fall Slave screams but he’s glad to be chained to that wall -Trent Reznor I just spent an absurd amount of time over at the latest pixelated internet stool [...]

I just discovered that Sarah Palin’s wingmanwoman (and professional Geddy Lee impersonator) Rebecca Mansour does not care for me, presumably because… well, she probably has her reasons. Oh sure. Newell and Amanda Terkel are welcome to Mansour’s butthurty twittertwattery about all things Sarah, but I’m not? That’s non-big-media-blogger racist. So… Yeah. That’s right. See what [...]

Actually I’m not talking about me (although it does apply), but with Donald Trump and Michele Bachmann sucking up all of the No Chance Of EVER Being Elected President oxygen lately, ole Grandpa Fred Thompson wants everyone to know that not only is he still alive and kicking but he is tan, rested and ready, [...]

I have no idea what to make of this: I do know that a  million “women-behind-bars” fantasies just died in a most horrifying fashion…

Jim Hoft really is the Stupidest Fucking Blogger On The Internet: Seriously? “Christmas Comes Early” is an editorial about death panels that someone wrote under Sarah Palin’s name for the Wall Street Journal? Is this was Christmas brings in the Hoft household? I used to think that J-Ho combed his hair forward to hide his [...]

Hunh? What? Leave it to Ann Coulter to make Kathryn Jean Lopez’s twitter-twats sound like Confucian aphorisms.