Joan Walsh Mocks Mormon’s Last Tag With Dead People Game

By: Wednesday February 29, 2012 12:59 am

Michigan’s boyfriend until someone better comes along, Mitt Romney, regurgitated another one of his focus-group approved mad-libs Tuesday night about “saving the soul of America”; presumably he meant saving America’s soul from THAT BLACK MAN who, until 1978, would have been considered even more of a second class citizen within the Mormon church than he [...]

MSM Conspiring With Rick Santorum To Crush His Family’s Hopes And Dreams Once Again

By: Thursday December 29, 2011 1:29 pm

Oh  just stop it, you guys. Why not Santorum? If you believe the new CNN/Time poll numbers out of Iowa — and some are questioning the survey’s methodology — then Rick Santorum is the latest GOP presidential candidate to begin to surge, jumping 11 points in less than a month. And, in some ways, the [...]

Happiness In Slavery

By: Tuesday October 11, 2011 2:24 pm

Slave screams he spends his life learning conformity Slave screams he claims he has his own identity Slave screams he’s going to cause the system to fall Slave screams but he’s glad to be chained to that wall -Trent Reznor I just spent an absurd amount of time over at the latest pixelated internet stool [...]

If My TwitterTwat Offends Thee, Block Me Out

By: Wednesday April 20, 2011 12:35 pm

I just discovered that Sarah Palin’s wingmanwoman (and professional Geddy Lee impersonator) Rebecca Mansour does not care for me, presumably because… well, she probably has her reasons. Oh sure. Newell and Amanda Terkel are welcome to Mansour’s butthurty twittertwattery about all things Sarah, but I’m not? That’s non-big-media-blogger racist. So… Yeah. That’s right. See what [...]

Hey You Guys! I’m Still Alive!

By: Monday April 11, 2011 7:00 pm

Actually I’m not talking about me (although it does apply), but with Donald Trump and Michele Bachmann sucking up all of the No Chance Of EVER Being Elected President oxygen lately, ole Grandpa Fred Thompson wants everyone to know that not only is he still alive and kicking but he is tan, rested and ready, [...]

Reform School Girls

By: Saturday March 5, 2011 10:36 pm

I have no idea what to make of this: I do know that a  million “women-behind-bars” fantasies just died in a most horrifying fashion…

The Ugly Moose-Patterned Christmas Sweater From Abattoir & Fitch

By: Thursday December 9, 2010 10:55 pm

Jim Hoft really is the Stupidest Fucking Blogger On The Internet: Seriously? “Christmas Comes Early” is an editorial about death panels that someone wrote under Sarah Palin’s name for the Wall Street Journal? Is this was Christmas brings in the Hoft household? I used to think that J-Ho combed his hair forward to hide his [...]

Non Sequitwitter

By: Saturday October 2, 2010 10:55 pm

Hunh? What? Leave it to Ann Coulter to make Kathryn Jean Lopez’s twitter-twats sound like Confucian aphorisms.

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