No Shakira this week because this makes me too happy. My antipathy… no ….hatred, yeah, hatred is more appropriate, towards Duke isn’t so much towards the program or the players  as it is towards the rat-faced asshole who coaches them.  Coach K is an dick, a horrible fucking person, who makes millions off of the [...]

So, this happened about two blocks from my house this morning: A co-founder for Invisible Children was detained in Pacific Beach Thursday night for being drunk in public and masturbating, according to San Diego Police Department. Jason Russell, 33,  was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according [...]

When we last left Brooks Bayne, Internet Man of Mystery/ Alpha Male Exxxtreeme/Shredder of Guitars/Paintball Ninja/Pontificator on String Theory & How To Use A Hammer,  he was all: WAR, bitch. get some. With his unique theories about How The Jews Stole Christmas Created Marxism posted on the internets for everyone’s consideration, he  spent the better [...]

While Conservatives continue their War On Vaginas with feral scrapbooking mom  Dana Loesch leading the way, Garry Trudeau fights back in a manner that upsets the delicate sensibilities of several newspapers across the country: A national syndicate will offer replacement “Doonesbury” comic strips to newspapers that don’t want to run a series that uses graphic [...]

Let’s watch Michelle Malkin go all buggy-eyed sneery rabid crazy as a shit house rat about everyone in the world because SHE IS NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED ANYMORE, GODDAMIT! FUCK!  SHIT! PISS! OBSCENE GERUND!!!! SNARL!! HISS!!! SNARF SNARF!! WOLVERINES!!!! She’s fucking nuts. Bless her heart…

Top two stories featured on Tucker Carlson’s whimsical “news” thing: OMIGAWD! Eric Holder says he can kill Americans accused of being terrorists. We’re all gonna die! OMIGAWD! Eric Holder promoted a guy who defends Americans accused of being terrorists. We’re all gonna die! As of this time, Tucker has yet to link this to David [...]

To the surprise of virtually no one, falafel aficionado and yesterday’s news Bill O’Reilly pointed out that he is not willing to pay for Sandra Fluke’s “active, healthy social life” by which he means her slutty slut slut sluttiness: “…Sandra Fluke believes that all of us should pay for her sexual activities… I’m asking this [...]

Conservatives are having their I Am Spartacus moment wherein they pledge their eternal fealty to the departed spirit of Andrew Breitbart and promise to dedicate their lives to  blog readin’, fierce commenting,  twitter-twatting and other types of  internet bravado that can easily be done whilst perched upon the couch armed only with The Laptop of [...]

Michigan’s boyfriend until someone better comes along, Mitt Romney, regurgitated another one of his focus-group approved mad-libs Tuesday night about “saving the soul of America”; presumably he meant saving America’s soul from THAT BLACK MAN who, until 1978, would have been considered even more of a second class citizen within the Mormon church than he [...]

As I pointed out recently, I’m in the process of watching every season of the The West Wing from start to finish having never seen even one single episode previously. As of 3AM this morning I’m about a quarter of the way through the third season, so obviously there is much to come that I [...]