There’s A Riot Going On After Naptime

By: Friday July 12, 2013 2:08 pm

Dead Breitbart “I Cover The Negrofront” reporter Lee Stranahan is down in Florida waiting for The Great Trayvon Martin No Justice/No Peace Conflagration & Racewar to begin and Lee is booking hazardous duty pay by documenting the pre-atrocities for future historians in the God Fearin’ Gun Totin’ White Folks’s Republic Of North Colorado to use [...]

Those Are People Who Died, Died

By: Friday June 21, 2013 9:48 am

In the wake of Michael Hastings tragic death it should probably come as no surprise that conspiracy theories abound in the fertile, to say nothing of febrile, minds of America’s Alex Jones-Americans. You may remember when President Barack Obama consulted his Wingnut Disposition Matrix (which is actually just a carnival wheel that he spins) and [...]

Asian Driver, No Survivor: An Inquiry

By: Sunday May 19, 2013 2:41 pm

A quads worth of Harvard students, whose parents paid top dollar to hush up youthful “indiscretions” so that they could get into a Good School guaranteeing them a legitimate shot at becoming either a Supreme Court Justice, President of The United States, or an editor at, are plenty pissed because their school has been [...]

Tramp Stamps

By: Thursday May 2, 2013 1:32 am

Since most of the right wing (and a certain leftyish blog, ahem) spent the day chasing their conspiracy tales  because former Daily Caller editor David “Whore Chat” Martosko’s created a bullshit story about a purloined Saudi letter  (Must Credit Guy Who Makes Shit Up!) nobody got around to making Pigford Mud Pies, and that makes [...]

Pigford Party A Go Go

By: Wednesday May 1, 2013 12:56 pm

Last night George Zimmerman fanboi and dumber than the average bear Matt Boyle (and, seriously, how dumb do you have to be for Dan Riehl to call you dumb? Like .. a lot) invited everyone to his Big Dumb Pigford Party today which is when a bunch of rightwing bloggers get together and complain about [...]

One Thing Leads To Another, I Know

By: Thursday April 18, 2013 3:59 am

While you were sleeping… Barack Obama used a space laser to blow up the Texas fertilizer plant in an effort to suck the air out of the news that the gun control bill failed to pass which was specifically scheduled for a vote to draw attention away from the news about the ricin letters that Obama [...]

Hard To Believe But Weiner Is Being A Total Dick To A Stiff

By: Friday April 12, 2013 3:29 pm

In case you missed it, earlier this week marked the kick-off of former Congressman and notorious cocksman Anthony Weiner’s 2013 Reputation Rehab and Sorry I Tweeted My Wang At Your Face World Tour. No, it probably won’t be coming to the Hard Rock in your city, no matter how appropriate that may seem, which is [...]

Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President

By: Friday March 1, 2013 9:27 am

One year ago today Andrew Breitbart was drone-murdered called home by Hell Jesus after an evening of drinking, somber reflection upon man’s place in the universe, and screaming “Stop raping people!” at random patrons in a Brentwood wine bar.  He left his media empire in the capable hands of these worthy successors …with predictable results. [...]

The First Rule Of Slap Fight Is: ‘Not In The Face’

By: Saturday January 12, 2013 10:48 am

If you are a limp-wristed, man-purse-carrying, skinny-jean-wearing, latte-sipping, Prius-driving, morally relativistic, guilt-stricken, politically-correct, nanny-state-enabling, gun-fearing, humorless bleeding heart vegan metrosexual gay-boy Post Modern beta male … it is comforting to know that there is still someone lower on the food chain who feels that you are totally bullying the shit out of him:

2013 Dead Breitbart Site To Remain Subtle

By: Tuesday January 1, 2013 2:17 pm

Annnnnnd… so begins the New Year at Dead Breitbart: You have to give them credit for showing remarkable restraint and not photoshopping in an exit wound.

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