A quads worth of Harvard students, whose parents paid top dollar to hush up youthful “indiscretions” so that they could get into a Good School guaranteeing them a legitimate shot at becoming either a Supreme Court Justice, President of The United States, or an editor at Breitbart.com, are plenty pissed because their school has been [...]

Since most of the right wing (and a certain leftyish blog, ahem) spent the day chasing their conspiracy tales  because former Daily Caller editor David “Whore Chat” Martosko’s created a bullshit story about a purloined Saudi letter  (Must Credit Guy Who Makes Shit Up!) nobody got around to making Pigford Mud Pies, and that makes [...]

Last night George Zimmerman fanboi and dumber than the average bear Matt Boyle (and, seriously, how dumb do you have to be for Dan Riehl to call you dumb? Like .. a lot) invited everyone to his Big Dumb Pigford Party today which is when a bunch of rightwing bloggers get together and complain about [...]

While you were sleeping… Barack Obama used a space laser to blow up the Texas fertilizer plant in an effort to suck the air out of the news that the gun control bill failed to pass which was specifically scheduled for a vote to draw attention away from the news about the ricin letters that Obama [...]

In case you missed it, earlier this week marked the kick-off of former Congressman and notorious cocksman Anthony Weiner’s 2013 Reputation Rehab and Sorry I Tweeted My Wang At Your Face World Tour. No, it probably won’t be coming to the Hard Rock in your city, no matter how appropriate that may seem, which is [...]

One year ago today Andrew Breitbart was drone-murdered called home by Hell Jesus after an evening of drinking, somber reflection upon man’s place in the universe, and screaming “Stop raping people!” at random patrons in a Brentwood wine bar.  He left his media empire in the capable hands of these worthy successors …with predictable results. [...]

If you are a limp-wristed, man-purse-carrying, skinny-jean-wearing, latte-sipping, Prius-driving, morally relativistic, guilt-stricken, politically-correct, nanny-state-enabling, gun-fearing, humorless bleeding heart vegan metrosexual gay-boy Post Modern beta male … it is comforting to know that there is still someone lower on the food chain who feels that you are totally bullying the shit out of him:

Annnnnnd… so begins the New Year at Dead Breitbart: You have to give them credit for showing remarkable restraint and not photoshopping in an exit wound.

  Well 2012 could have gone better but look at it this way: you’re here and Andrew Breitbart isn’t, so it could have gone a whole hell of a lot worse. Woot! High five! Terrorist fist bump! Thanks to all of my weird little internet friends for popping by and wasting time here when you [...]

Not content with moving the gun dialogue to “all mental health issues, all the time” (because that is where this is going, folks… just wait for the NRA’s press conference on Friday) the good folks at Dead Breitbart are trying to rile up their readership (speaking of the mentally ill) with threats of Red Dawn [...]