Annual “Last Chance For A Ménage à Trois This Year” Post

By: Monday December 31, 2012 5:14 pm

  Well 2012 could have gone better but look at it this way: you’re here and Andrew Breitbart isn’t, so it could have gone a whole hell of a lot worse. Woot! High five! Terrorist fist bump! Thanks to all of my weird little internet friends for popping by and wasting time here when you [...]

Red Dawn Of The Dead

By: Wednesday December 19, 2012 8:28 am

Not content with moving the gun dialogue to “all mental health issues, all the time” (because that is where this is going, folks… just wait for the NRA’s press conference on Friday) the good folks at Dead Breitbart are trying to rile up their readership (speaking of the mentally ill) with threats of Red Dawn [...]

Steven Crowder’s Face Is The New Kenneth Gladney

By: Wednesday December 12, 2012 12:50 am

Pajamas Media/Breitbart/Fox News/Koch family rent boy and meat slab Steven Crowder waded into the union protests in Michigan yesterday hoping to get punched in his very punchable stupid face while on camera and he was successful and now conservatives have something to cheer about besides controlling the World Wide Web internet government. Crowder argued with [...]

It’s A Dead Man’s Party, Who Could Ask For More

By: Monday December 3, 2012 7:34 am

As noted last night, Boy Genius Matthew Boyle has joined Andrew Breitbart’s Crypt O’ Cretins and now here is his initial offering: a Declaration of #War where he pledges to fight The War Of Ideas here in America rather than, you know, enlisting in the military because the real war is here in the homeland [...]

The Harmonic Convergence Of Derp

By: Sunday December 2, 2012 6:41 pm

Tebow loves me, this I know. The World’s Dumbest “Journalist” joins the World’s Dumbest “News” Site: Matthew Boyle, the investigative journalist who has been lauded for his work on President Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder’s Fast and Furious scandal, has joined Breitbart News. He is seen a rising star among center-right journalists, and [...]

Brothers From Another Slightly Similar Mother

By: Tuesday November 27, 2012 1:40 pm

Needless to say (but I’ll say it anyway) the fact that Chinese Communist Party’s People’s Daily (which is like the Huffington Post but with fewer Miley Cyrus sideboob shots) applauded The Onion for selecting North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un (not shown above) as the Sexiest Man Alive validates the editorial position of that [...]

Sandra Fluke Is The Rosa Parks Of Vaginas

By: Monday November 26, 2012 10:27 pm

Hoo boy, Young Master Ex-Virgin Ben Shapiro is pitching a hate-tent in his pants because Time magazine is considering Sandra Fluke as a possible Person of the Year, even though she is a woman, so not really a “person” per se: Just when you think Time magazine can’t make any more of a mockery of [...]

Was It Over When Barack Obama Bombed Pearl Harbor?

By: Wednesday November 7, 2012 8:16 am

Like the last employee of a closing Blockbuster Video, Breitbart’s Joel Pollak refuses to admit that streaming video will keep him, as God is his witness, from delivering the goods, by which he means renting out all 72 copies of Jack & Jill whether America wants to see it or not. Except he’s talking about [...]

Nate Silver Is The Lovechild of Harry Potter & Hari Seldon

By: Saturday November 3, 2012 11:22 am

Internet Magic-Math Wizard Nate Silver currently blesses President Obama with a 83.7 % chance of winning on Tuesday and this distresses Mike Flynn (who writes for  Breitbart these days because he was too stupid and sociopathic to continue on at Reason  — if that is possible) who thinks that Silver has been intentionally making shit [...]

Dead Breitbart Pecking Party

By: Monday October 22, 2012 4:31 pm

Unsurprisingly the gang of idiots and otherwise unemployables at Breitbart World Headquarters are at each others throats and flailing around more than usual less than a year after Andrew played stop, drop, and fibrillate wildly on a Brentwood sidewalk: Without Breitbart’s larger-than-life persona holding it together, fault lines quickly began to form on staff. Solov, [...]

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