Pajamas Media/Breitbart/Fox News/Koch family rent boy and meat slab Steven Crowder waded into the union protests in Michigan yesterday hoping to get punched in his very punchable stupid face while on camera and he was successful and now conservatives have something to cheer about besides controlling the World Wide Web internet government. Crowder argued with [...]

As noted last night, Boy Genius Matthew Boyle has joined Andrew Breitbart’s Crypt O’ Cretins and now here is his initial offering: a Declaration of #War where he pledges to fight The War Of Ideas here in America rather than, you know, enlisting in the military because the real war is here in the homeland [...]

Tebow loves me, this I know. The World’s Dumbest “Journalist” joins the World’s Dumbest “News” Site: Matthew Boyle, the investigative journalist who has been lauded for his work on President Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder’s Fast and Furious scandal, has joined Breitbart News. He is seen a rising star among center-right journalists, and [...]

Needless to say (but I’ll say it anyway) the fact that Chinese Communist Party’s People’s Daily (which is like the Huffington Post but with fewer Miley Cyrus sideboob shots) applauded The Onion for selecting North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un (not shown above) as the Sexiest Man Alive validates the editorial position of Breitbart.com that [...]

Hoo boy, Young Master Ex-Virgin Ben Shapiro is pitching a hate-tent in his pants because Time magazine is considering Sandra Fluke as a possible Person of the Year, even though she is a woman, so not really a “person” per se: Just when you think Time magazine can’t make any more of a mockery of [...]

Like the last employee of a closing Blockbuster Video, Breitbart’s Joel Pollak refuses to admit that streaming video will keep him, as God is his witness, from delivering the goods, by which he means renting out all 72 copies of Jack & Jill whether America wants to see it or not. Except he’s talking about [...]

Internet Magic-Math Wizard Nate Silver currently blesses President Obama with a 83.7 % chance of winning on Tuesday and this distresses Mike Flynn (who writes for  Breitbart these days because he was too stupid and sociopathic to continue on at Reason  — if that is possible) who thinks that Silver has been intentionally making shit [...]

Unsurprisingly the gang of idiots and otherwise unemployables at Breitbart World Headquarters are at each others throats and flailing around more than usual less than a year after Andrew played stop, drop, and fibrillate wildly on a Brentwood sidewalk: Without Breitbart’s larger-than-life persona holding it together, fault lines quickly began to form on staff. Solov, [...]

Sorry folks. My so-called professional life in conjunction with my so-called private life have taken precedence for the past couple of days and …who suffers? Why, you do, of course. So, in order to tide you over and keep you off the streets where you will most likely fall in with a rough crowd and [...]

Here are the people at Dead Breitbart being very excited that Blah-slayer George Zimmerman is trying to stick it to the lamestream media: George Zimmerman intends to sue NBC for their misleading editing of audio tape of his 911 call the night Florida teen Trayvon Martin was shot and killed. NBC fired a “seasoned” producer [...]