Over at Andrew Breitbart’s Big Collection Of Videos Of Black People Saying Stuff Official Presidential Vetter Joel Pollak has uncovered exclusive (MUST CREDIT JOEL AND BOOZY-SMELLING GHOST OF DEAD GUY!) video of gun-grabby Eric Holder talking about denying America’s Jesus-given 2nd Amendment rights  to Crips, Bloods, and Latin Kings. Therefore: Eric Holder is racist. Headlined: The Vetting – Holder [...]

Recently Breitbart World Enterprises brought on-board grifting dumblady Sarah Palin who, unlike most of the “writers” at Big Whatever, actually has a journalism degree even if it is patched together with credits from five or six various colleges and cosmetology schools. Her initial Breibart offering, written by the same person who writes Sarah’s  Facebook posts  [...]

Via Bob Cesca, the loathsomeness of the Breitbart Blogger Going to the beach but I’ll be back later to discuss Breitbart.com’s death rattle. In the meantime, Melissa Harris-Perry can expect a twitter jihad.

Oh, yes. This is real You’ll also be pleased to know that the new “Editor-at-Large” of Breitbart is …. The Virgin Ben™: literary critic, cinéaste , ladies man, and famous historian. If it weren’t for the inexplicable longevity of Pajamas Media and WorldNetDaily, I’d give breitbart.com about five months before Dana Loesch was back wiping [...]

You may recall that after Andrew Breitbart was assassinated by an elite squad of Black Panther Alinskyite Invisible Shaolin Warriors Of The Shadows, Local 138, his followers declared that they would rise up to become an unstoppable  hydra-headed legion of an army of a force of nature in the mold of Angry Andrew and that [...]

Mistah Kurtz Breitbart —he dead. Unlike Andrew Breitbart, the new Breitbart site is still alive and kicking with new packaging. Unfortunately, however, the site is still chock  full o’ the same old gaggle of idiots, maladroits, and chemically-suppressed sociopaths . But before  the Obama Acorn Ninjas ended Breitbart’s short rage-filled life by clogging his arteries [...]

More anticipated than March Madness, Game of Thrones Season 2, and AIPAC’s War By Proxy On Iran combined: All indications are that the Breitards are using Andrew’s death to promote a site redesign that was already planned. Booyah, lieberals! Needless to say, this is good news for John McCain.

Conservatives are having their I Am Spartacus moment wherein they pledge their eternal fealty to the departed spirit of Andrew Breitbart and promise to dedicate their lives to  blog readin’, fierce commenting,  twitter-twatting and other types of  internet bravado that can easily be done whilst perched upon the couch armed only with The Laptop of [...]

I am neither happy nor pleased that Andrew Breitbart died.  I think that there are enough people in the world whose lives and livelihoods he destroyed in pursuit of promoting and enriching himself to fill that hallelujah chorus. He was the conservative’s best friend for the battles he took on, and their worst enemy because [...]

The post that previously occupied this space has been deleted because it contained a fundamental error that wasn’t even worthy of being excused with a “technically true, collectively nonsense, but this is central to my point….” note from my mom. To leave it up would have cast doubt not only on everything that I have [...]