Oh Holy Shit. I don’t check my supersecret not-blogging email address (hawtnakedkjlopez@flaccid.com) for about two weeks and what to my wondering eyes should appear? This… Four, count’em , four different editions each with  special features specifically catering to whichever selfish greedhead gang you roll with. (And 62 Facebook “likes”!) You can choose from (and I’m [...]

The Ronald Reagan Foundation is celebrating what would have been Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday (to say nothing of his twenty-sixth year of senile dementia) this year and the foundation thought it would be a good idea to honor someone with a made-up Ronald Reagan Great Communicator Award for, you know, for shits and giggles, but [...]

“She was seeing the brand of pain and fear on the faces of people, and the look of evasion that refuses to know it–they seemed to be going through the motions of some enormous pretense, acting out a ritual to ward off reality, letting the earth remain unseen and their lives unlived, in dread of [...]