Herman Cain Has Sexed Up Every Woman In America Including Your Mom

By: TBogg Monday November 28, 2011 3:44 pm

Pizza guy and dispenser of copious amounts of semen, Herman Cain has more lady problems: An Atlanta businesswoman is breaking her silence, claiming she has been involved in a 13-year-long affair with Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain. Over the Thanksgiving weekend, FOX 5 senior I-Team reporter Dale Russell sat down with Ginger White, who had [...]

Herman Cain’s Junk Is Now A “Stimulus Package”

By: TBogg Monday November 7, 2011 11:53 am

You have to hand it to Herman Cain’s people as his campaign is slowly going down … and not in the fun “going down” sexytime way. After silver-tongued legal minx Gloria Allred called Cain’s actions a “stimulus package” (whoa, snap) Sharon Bialek described his smooth moves: Later that night, she claimed, he offered to show [...]

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