Still Alive and Well

By: Sunday April 28, 2013 1:13 pm

Just popping in to let everyone know I’m still alive and well. Last week was one of those weeks, by which I mean it was a combination of my own bad analog self being reasonably busy and the fact that there didn’t seem to be anything going on across the limitless internet hellscape that required [...]

Hard To Believe But Weiner Is Being A Total Dick To A Stiff

By: Friday April 12, 2013 3:29 pm

In case you missed it, earlier this week marked the kick-off of former Congressman and notorious cocksman Anthony Weiner’s 2013 Reputation Rehab and Sorry I Tweeted My Wang At Your Face World Tour. No, it probably won’t be coming to the Hard Rock in your city, no matter how appropriate that may seem, which is [...]

Junket Drunk Dunks His Junk

By: Monday August 20, 2012 12:56 am

If you’ve ever asked the age old question, “How are you gonna keep them down on the farm (with their clothes on) once they’ve seen the Sea of Galilee?”  Republican Congressman Kevin Yoder of Kansas has an answer for you. You’re not. While on one of those phoney-baloney AIPAC “fact-finding junkets” vacation thingys in the [...]


By: Wednesday June 6, 2012 6:30 pm

Yeah. It’s the Red Band version so, NSFW, and you probably want to get the kids out of the room and maybe not play it loud in your cubicle. I just felt like I hadn’t been filthy and provocative for awhile. I know… totally falling down on the job. I actually just put this up [...]

Joseph Bast Is Kind Of A Big Pussy

By: Tuesday February 21, 2012 10:16 am

Wingnut welfare queen Joseph Bast who heads up the Heartland Institute For Making Shit Up And Cashing Big Checks received an email from retired US Air Force Colonel Gary Wamsley that read, as follows: From: Gary Wamsley [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Friday, February 17, 2012 5:16 PM To: Joseph Bast Subject: Heartland Institute disinformation campaign You should [...]

Jeb Bush ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!

By: Monday February 20, 2012 11:55 am

Former governor of America’s Wang, Jeb Bush is not going to be answering his phone or door when the Republicans come crawling to him asking to be saved from the Santorum-covered Romneymonster this summer: For many conservatives, former Florida governor Jeb Bush is a potential white knight, the primary’s late-entry savior. But according to multiple sources, [...]

Tucker Carlson’s Adventures In Deep Throating

By: Sunday February 12, 2012 10:06 pm

Tucker Carlson’s finger-painting-with-poo-website has a superduper Must-Credit-Daily-Caller…Daily-Caller… D-A-I-L-Y … C-A-L-L-E-R …Daily-Caller …It’s-On-The-Internet …sigh …I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T Exclusive exposing Media Matters’ David Brock as an evil genius bent upon destroying conservatives by repeating the dumb-ass things that they say. Unfair! Tucker and a crack team of “journalists” who have to tell their parents every couple of weeks or [...]

Childrens Crusade & Food Truck Catering Service

By: Monday February 6, 2012 9:00 pm

We’ve already won. Who really cares what Hollywood thinks? All these hacks come out there. Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It’s not a secret, okay? And I’m not afraid to say it. … Hollywood likes anal sex. They like to see the public square without [...]

The Pink Taint

By: Monday February 6, 2012 2:38 pm

How bad was the Komen implosion last week? Ari Fleisher whose job it was to tell baldfaced (ha!) lies to the public as part of the run-up to the disastrous Iraq war that eventually cost America $800 billion, the lives of 4400 American service members to say nothing of the massive devastation of a fairly [...]

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